meaty face

The act of waking your friends face with an aroused member.

Fur

That old chap asleep on the park bench is ripe for some meaty face.

by fur 156 December 24, 2015

Meaty Boyz

Strong, Big in all the right places ,
rich in content or thought-provoking matter; full of substance

Omg the meaty Boyz are so Strong .

by Meaty boyz September 26, 2019

Meaty Beefy

A fat or swollen vagina

She has a serious meaty beefy.

by Angelo426 January 23, 2022

Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.

'that's one endangered meaty panda'

by rarasputin December 31, 2011

Meaty Gonzalez

This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.

Tony made me very angry last night, so I gave him a meaty gonzalez.

by Captain Cid January 31, 2025

Meaty Mice

Nipples, Usually Male nipples.

Im going to get dem Meaty Mice!!!

by MeatTrain February 10, 2018

Meaty Clackers

Something you exclaim when you see someone make an extremely bold move. Indicating that he has a large set of testicles.

Matt has some very Meaty Clackers, he's playing fortnite on the school computer even though the teacher just got extremely angry at Logan for playing surviv.io.

by papi12308432 May 29, 2018