i mean he’s alright but could be better. never completed vlogmas 2017 because he’s a knob smh. peng face. secretly dating joe sugg but he doesn’t know we know. drinks more than he can handle. cat lover. bullies his fans. HIGHLY UNDERRATED. nice trim. can buy me gucci shoes if he wants. he also went into i’m a celeb however we shall not talk about that.... used to have bleach blonde hair and looked like a lightbulb. oh yeah he also had a nose ring but the bitch got rid of it fuckin melon. the untalented maynard.
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The raucous behavior exhibited by men watching sports. Often follows some action in game, regardless weather it's good or bad for the local team. Found in stadiums, sports bars, basements, living rooms... anywhere sports can be viewed.
Bill: Man that riot after the Roughriders won the Grey Cup was CRAZY!
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Get the Mannary Glands mug.Melanie Maynard is the name given to the biggest loser known to man. Although strikingly Gorgeous, they do not always seem to be that smart. They like to lose at most games as well as suck very much at games such as guitar hero and rock band. If a Melanie Maynard comes in contact with a jake brown , number one in most books and at the top of the food chain, the melanie will give up any challeneg because they know they will lose :)
A Jake Brown horribly beating a melanie maynard on guitar hero. Melanie Maynard 65% vs Jake Brown 96%
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