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matrix media

A word used by severely disabled twitter users who think people are controlled by the “matrix media” to make certain statements against their will.
Twitter user: “Did you hear Dr. Disrespect admitted to being a pedo!?”

Sped Twitter User: “He didn’t do anything. The matrix media made him say it.”
by Ahegaoblunt December 11, 2024
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Matrix Fart

Letting out fart while listening to loud music with headphones, and you have no idea if people heard it.
by UrKillingMeSmals March 4, 2025
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Matrix Head

A person who has never had a spiritual awakening and does not believe in any conspiracy theories.
He is such a matrix head that he believes the moon landing was real.
by Amy Lane 2 April 1, 2025
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Matrix Head

A matrix head is someone who is completely caught up in the matrix and believes everything the government says.
Her brother is such a matrix head. How can he think the moon landing was real?
by Amy Lane 2 April 23, 2025
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Matrix Juice

Semen of some monster coming from a different dimension.
And he wakes up in the valley three hours later, face down, side of his face full of gravel. Felt something wet... as he gets up he's in a puddle of something. And then he gets up... as he gets up and he starts to wipe and his eyes start to barely crack open, and he smells something that comes from a different dimension, a different side of the numbers. And he feels it in his ass crack, and he takes it and he looks, and it's highlighted green matrix juice you bitch ass nigga. Don't ever ask me to tell you a motherfucking story again. He was just laying there in matrix juice, just a puddle of bust matrix juice from this weird matrix monster that came and fucked him through a different dimension. There's your fucking bedtime story. Take your black ass to bed.
by QWERTY mnbvcxz July 15, 2025
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Matrix Babies

Persons born in the age of the internet who interact with it but who are not fully aware of the extreme power and rapidly expanding reach of information collection and propaganda projection system unregulated by democratic controls.
Mark: Those kids are glued to their phones.

Elon: Yeah, and fortunately most of these matrix babies are oblivious to how much information about them is being collected, what is being done with it and how it determines what comes across their screens.

origin: kjl
by kjl100 October 18, 2025
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Escape the matrix

We need to escape the matrix stop the 9-5 jobs stop controlment. be yourself
by saussahe November 14, 2022
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