mederbating

When you have no means of stimulus when masterbating and make use of your imagination to make a prono in your head. You look as if you are meditating and masterbating at the same time.

I was mederbating in the shower.

by lona_love June 3, 2016

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Matergaking

To say something that sounds dirty, but really isn't, either by accident, or on purpose. Just like how Matergaking sounds dirty, but really isn't.

Friend A "I just plowed for your mom."
Friend B "Wtf man"
Friend A "I meant I helped her plant seeds, I guess I was Matergaking"

by Gotcha the spider August 28, 2016

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Mastarbating

Pleasuring yourself to the night sky

starwanking

"I was mastarbating to Orion's Belt last night and reached my highest climax.

by meetmasheen May 23, 2017

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Martyrbating

When you don't feel like masturbating but you do it anyway because you have nothing better to do.

I was so bored last night that I ended up just martyrbating until I fell asleep

by BoyWonder3 February 9, 2018

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The act of bringing about sexual gratification in oneself while being a man or woman called Max. Often done while looking in the yourself straight in the eyes in a mirror, while holding a picture of yourself in the "free" hand.

Max. Maaaaaax! We have to go, what are you still doing in front of the mirror. OMG?! Are you Maxturbating again? Disgusting!

by DutchHypeBeast June 12, 2018

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