Dry Matches

Old time firefighter term for the guy who always seems to make fires but never gets anything done. Also could be the guy who never makes fires.

Hey, lets call Wayne dry matches cause he misses everything!!

by gfdportable7 March 5, 2011

Matchbook Romance

A phrase which can also mean a one night stand...as in the romance didn't last past the bed, which from above looks like a matchbox.

"Dude, I had sweet matchbox romance with Samantha, and today she shook my hand, wtf?"

by Punkhead May 31, 2005

match sum

When 2 or more people have a blunt of their own and they all smoke the blunts together

"Aye man y'all Trynna match sum"

The man asked his friends and said

"Aye man y'all Trynna match sum"

by JizzyRoccin June 7, 2014

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

Matchbook Romance

Is one of the greatest bands on earth....buy their new cd....it rocks

If you've never heard of Matchbook Romance download the songs My Eyes Burn, Promise, PLaying For Keeps....then buy the cd

by Keri September 21, 2004

Matchy Dreadlock

A Matchy Dreadlock is a common kitchen match with the tip broken off. This leaves the user with a long, thing wooden match with which you set marijuana afire with. It is better for the lungs no butane and is fun.

Hey Jay, toss me a Matchy Dreadlock to do this b-load with.

by [e-mail] January 13, 2005

Match Slut

Usually refers to a female, one who constantly goes on dates with different men she meets on match.com just for the free dinners or to feel desired.

Butterflylove259 is a total Match Slut so don't even bother giving her an E-Wink.

by onad666 November 24, 2009