Masterbagel

The act of placing one's penis into the hole of a bagel and using it to masturbate.

I caught my roommate masterbageling yesterday in his bed. I couldn't tell if the cream cheese on the bagel was store-bought or all natural.

by Master1776 December 11, 2019

Masterbaition

Something that you do with your friends at 12:00 in the morning together with your masterbaition group session.

Oh no our masterbaition group session was cancelled.

by ETD420_nibba May 19, 2020

Masterbate

The act of fucking ur hand raw that ur dad gets fucked by you because youre so horny you cum in ut dad

"these boys talk about masterbate but i need my ass ate."

by cumpusheriateurdadcumandgargle January 31, 2022

masterbaiter

when you are too good at fishing you're a masterbaiter.
Or when you are too good at making a bait for fishes.

Dad: Hey son.
Son: Yes?
Dad: When did you become a masterbaiter.
Son: Fishing lessons that I watched a couple days ago.
Dad: Understandable.

by DumbassInGeorgia November 22, 2022

masterbaiter

when you're so good at fishing that people call you the masterbaiter.

bro your the masterbaiter

by creamsupremer February 27, 2023

Masterbated

Where a person rubs themself intimately for pleasure, releasing cum and semen from the vagina and penis

I masterbated so hard last night I cummed

by Mastherbationguru101010 April 13, 2023

masterbaiter

An expert fisherman! Masterbaiters usually wank- I mean WAKE up at 3 AM to catch some fresh cod.

Person 1: I got a gold medal in fishing camp!
Person 2: Yo, that's great!
Person 1: Yeah, and I got a nickname there too lol

Person 2: What's your nickname?
Person 1: The Masterbaiter.

by moistbenis May 23, 2023