Magnum

Typically means a condom beand. But we are using this as a form of short and weak man who sits around playing games all day in his sweaty room.
Digito: man you are being such a magnum today. Go touch some grass.
by Lily0beatr May 27, 2022
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Magnum

It can be a person being magnum which means being really cool or it can be used to describe a time or object which would mean it was fun or great.
'Ah mate last night was magnum with that fit hairy bird'
by Onamah December 28, 2017
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Magnum

A person who buys condoms that are way too big for him.
Person 1: OMG Seth is such a magnum! Did you hear that he bought a box of XL condoms when he barely fits an XS.

Person 2: I know! My pinky is bigger!
by CastielWinchester67 October 30, 2015
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Magnum

Magnum is a gun and a ice creme
I like Magnum
by Sejtype420 May 19, 2021
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magnum grundy

This is the type of guy who would steal your glass of orange juice. He's just a dick. If you get to know him he can be very nice and will cherish you. The one he chooses to love will get all of his affection, they are pretty lucky to have a magnum grundy.
He's such a magnum grundy, he would be rude to you if he didn't know you.
by _asian.boi_ August 07, 2018
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Sharing a magnum

Two or more people performing fellatio on the same penis.
Inka and Arnout unzipped my pants and started sharing a magnum until I jizzed all over their faces
by WorldImprover May 04, 2024
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Magnum slap

A Magnum slap is when your girl playing games with you so you slap dat hoe with a magnum (the condom) on your hand
"She was playing games so I to Magnum slap that hoe"
by Bloodstone02 February 22, 2018
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