maggot scratcher

A derogatory, but rather apt, term used to describe Margaret Thatcher, former UK Prime Minister.

It was only because of the Falklands/Islas Malvinas war that maggot scratcher managed to get re-elected.

by DOLLY BUSTER March 10, 2005

maggot-pie

A curse word used by Shakespeare. A pie made out of maggots or common fly larva which lives in rotten objects.

Thou frothy guts-gripping maggot-pie.

by LolPatel November 28, 2006

Maggot

Usually associated with gentlemen from the Quincy, MA area, calling someone a maggot can either be derogatory or congratulatory. Calling your buddy a "maggot" after hearing of his/her weekend exploits is a way of acknowledging that he or she had successfully waged a battle in the war on decency. On the other hand, calling someone a "maggot" for hanging out at the Quincy Center train stop conveys the total lack of respect that you have for the individual in question. As you can see, to an outsider this term could be confusing and hard to grasp at first, but to the people involved, calling someone a "maggot" is second nature.

"While the rest of the party was dancing and discussing philosophy, the maggot was slowly making his way towards the poorly hidden liquor cabinet, ready to fight for his feed."

"Ked, you're a fucking maaaaagot! I can't believe you smashed my girlfriend!"

by Quincy Keeeed June 1, 2007

maggot

slipknot fans...they rock and their (sic)

im a (sic) maggot...and im not a faggot

by lizz August 30, 2003

Maggotlicker

A term used in reference to males who encourage their female partners to store rotten meat or carrion in their vaginas in the hopes that flies will deem their reproductive organs an appropriate place to lay eggs which will result in maggots. Once this end has been achieved, the maggotlicker will proceed to gratify his partner orally, while enjoying a maggoty treat of his own.

When Susan discovered Bryan was a maggotlicker, she quickly got in her car and drove away.

by Pencilpants Jones February 5, 2007

nigger sucking cunty runty faggoty maggoty

It has come to my attention that nigger sucking leads to cunty runty nigger fggot shit, so we fuck niggers all over the place. if u dont nigger then youre not a nigger ur not a faggot nigger ur a nigger nigger
niger
nigeria

me: nigger sucking cunty runty faggoty maggoty
u: wtf nigger

by ]NIGGERSUCKINGCRISPYMUNCHYDICK April 17, 2022

ass-maggot

1. n - A disgusting, larval parasite that lives in the anus or rectum of a corpse; one who resembles such a creature in appearance or behavior.

Wait . . . after she told you the doctors said it was cancer, you still dumped her that night? What kind of vile, shit-eating ass-maggot are you, anyway?

by nihil8r April 30, 2003