slop mitt

A very hairy opened up like a cave overused probably from barnyard animals smelly nasty looking vagina.

Lenny Fr..d face is grotesque and her slop mitt is even worse,watch out you could lose a small city in there.Dont go in without a hazmat suit on.LOL

by Robbie Robinson January 25, 2010

Dirt Mitt

Ones buttox hole

Johnny stuck it in her dirt mitt

by tgodboi December 4, 2010

mammary mitt

A man's (or appreciative woman's) hand, with a tendency to want to reach out fondle an attractive female breast

Oh, man, I sure I wish I knew her. She's hot and my mammary mitt is itching to cop a feel.

by Andrew J. Cook September 18, 2010

skin mitt

The anus of a person receiving anal penetration, analagous to a catcher's mitt receiving pitched balls in baseball.

Bubba gave it to Steve in the ol' skin mitt in the showers just now.

by Bob-Smiley May 3, 2011

schmuzz mitt

this is a descriptive adjective used to describe a person, someone could use this word to say that someone is a stupid ass shit face (bad scenario), a girl/boy that has a nice ass (sexy scenario), or a just a really good friend (good scenario).
certain people form groups or cliques of these types of schmuzz mitts (usually excluding the bad scenario people from the group).

#BAD SCENARIO; i fucking hate josh, he's a schmuzz mitt
#SEXY SCENARIO; damn, look at the ass on that schmuzz mitt
#GOOD SCENARIO; watzup bro!? Us schmuzz mitts should hang out more

by flyingcow101 October 30, 2011

stink mitt

referring to your hand after placing it in your sweaty ass crack, in order to gathering as much swass as you can on your hand.

now that your stink mitt is prepped and ready for use. you can transfer its lovely fragrance on to other objects. such as a door nob, someones cell phone or in a hand shake. enjoy!

by clubdead May 9, 2014

Clit Mitt

A woman who is about to have sex with someone but is blocked by a third person (usually a jealous friend) equivalent to a cunt stunt

Terrisia: Oh mah god Jenna, Ella just completely clit mitt me from that guy
Jenna: Aw you poor thing. Let's go take down that crazy jealous bitch.

by illhaveboobswithasideofboobs February 16, 2015