pearl milling

Verb - To use a woke agenda and/or identity politics to separate a liberal from their money.

Quaker Oats is pearl milling Fabian and Greta because they're woke dumbasses with Feminist Theory degrees.

by ImmortalThanos February 10, 2021

milking the system

draining the tites....thinking that life owes you a free ride.. that you fonicate the canine at your place of employment. use every excuse in the book to get what you want . GO off on stress cause you cannot have your way .. so you go of ILLL.. or is that mental. Chosing to have kids.. and the marriage not lasting and using the kids.. who are almost adults as excuses for coming in late everyday

She is milking the system at her workplace

by Carol April 1, 2004

Malfing

Malfing: a depraved, necrophilic, sexual act that involves digging up a freshly buried female corpse that has decayed but whose body cavity has not yet burst and setting it on a table and placing one's mouth on the vagina/vaginal/anal region whilst another jumps on the stomach of the corpse thus expelling with great force putrified organs/fluids into the mouth of the receiver to the enjoyment and pleasure for all those involved.

Receiver: Dude, will you come with me to go malfing tonight?
Jumper: Yeah, they just buried a lady 2 days ago and she should be ripe for the picking.

Receiver: Dont forget to bring your shovel and I'll bring the fold-up table.
Female corpse: Splat!

by M.A.L.F. November 28, 2012

Milking

The act of picking up road kill and placing it on another person's door step. This is done as either a joke between friends or as an effective way to get back at another person.

Last night we went milking and hit that asshole Steve's house.

by ohdah May 12, 2009

Milking the Cow

A sex act where a guy cums on a girl's boobs then as he lies down with his mouth open, the girl wipes the cum from her boob into his mouth using motions similar to milking a cow.

I was milking the cow with Simon last night so I didn't have to swallow.

by loosecheeks January 1, 2012

Forced Milking

When a guy (or girl) is tied up, a naked woman walks up to him, and she puts her nipples inside his mouth, forcing him to milk her and swallow her milk. Works better with large breasts.

Keith was bound to a chair, and Sydney put him under forced milking. It pleasured her a lot.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 25, 2017

milking the monster

masturbate

"I was alone and horny so i was MILKING THE MONSTER"

by Chip Shpeedler August 23, 2011