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Dark Matter

1. Unprovable hypothesis that since galaxies and galactic clusters don't have enough mass to produce enough gravity to spin the way they do, that there thus must be invisible matter hiding that's making it all work.

2. The observation of the universe sometimes fails to follow the known laws of physics, so instead of theorizing that there must be more laws we've yet to discover, scientists have instead decided to push forward the idea that invisible masses must exist, and thus explain away the discrepancies and gaps in our knowledge.

3. Science akin to religion in that nothing at all proves it, but lots of people believe it because it explains something that was hitherto before difficult to understand.

4. Theory regarding matter and gravity that seems to make sense of Newtonian physics when it fails us, but in doing so introduces a concept that is completely ludicrous.

5. Alternative hypothesis to how the universe works to the much more logical MOND theory, or variations thereof.

6. An example of lazy science.

7. The greatest example of how extremely intelligent people can at times be completely clueless, lacking in all common sense.
I don't understand this crap, makes my head hurt, there must be Dark Matter, or something.

That astrophysicist over there, he can't understand how shit works so he's decided he's gonna pull some old bullshit theory out his ass and see if he can prove its true. He calls it Dark Matter cause its like all invisible 'n shit.

Aliens beamed me up yo, just sos they could like laugh at all a us for this Dark Matter bullshit.

I'm done with reason, from now on I believe in Big Foot, Vampires, honest politicians, and Dark Matter yo!
by Rsenal March 24, 2011
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All lives matter

A phrase used to convey that all lives matter; LGBTQ+ lives matter, Disabled/Mentally disabled lives matter, white, black, yellow lives matter, etc, and people shouldn't mistreat others for who they are.
"All lives matter, we are all human. Be kind."
by Get out of trouble June 12, 2020
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All Lives Matter

A true statement which racist progressives refute.
by ainje August 14, 2015
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Dark Matter

1. a type of matter that cant be proven
2. a badass new Syfy TV show from the producers & writers of the Stargate TV shows.
1. dark matter cant be proven
2. Hey man lets watch some Dark Matter.
by Gaterbrowncoat117 November 21, 2015
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girls lives matter

Girls lives matter is basicly a movment kinda like the BLM to where women or girls aren't getting fair treatment.
Hey I think girls deserve better
Me too
Girls lives matter
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All Lives Matter

A reminder to Black Lives Matter that other lives matter, not just blacks. Basically a reminder that equality isn’t saying the black race is superior.
by CohenMGE on YouTube January 26, 2021
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ALL LIVES MATTER

Not a racist comment, but a phrase that means equality for ALL. Including ALL PEOPLE, no matter their differences. I get really frustrated when people think it means, "Oh, she said all lives matter so she is racist and only cares about white people." Well, that is incorrect, because all lives matter means the sayer is pronouncing that they care for everyone, not just one certain group of people.
I agree that all lives matter. do you?

you do, like. you don't, then dont like.
by MakingAPointWithThisDictionary November 23, 2020
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