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Mahtab

Persian name means moonlight, moonshine
Beautiful girl, warrior, arrogant. She defends you as long as you are with her and becomes an enemy in case of betrayal. She is very attractive and sexy.
I have not been that person since Mahtab left me
by Zxc135 November 22, 2021
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New Malta

Portsmouth, a city on the South Coast of the UK, known to many as New Malta following an ad campaign by a British Rail Company inviting people to visit the NEW Malta for fares as little as £1.
Mate! I'd much rather a night out on the razz in New Malta than Scumhampton!
by williamez September 10, 2010
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II MACTAVISH

II MACTAVISH, is a 4ft 2” midget man with size 12 feet (childs size)

He is trash at all Xbox games flexes his iPad and smells very bad he spells Heinz Beanz wrong
His favourite Xbox game is “Wealm Woyale”
Only good thing is he’s an alien

He will now say “WOW” after reading this
by MIDGET MACO August 17, 2019
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Pulse Malta

"Pulse Malta" is a student political organization that is based in Junior College, MCAST and University of Malta. This organization is full of spasticated people that have nothing else to do with their life. The organization considers people as votes and stops talking to their voters once the election is over. Once they are elected they also do nothing to change things within the school. Pulse and other student organizations are hated by most students but there are some spasticated nonces that enjoy their work.
Nathan. "Where do you go to school?"

Kieran. "I go to Junior College and I am with Pulse Malta"

Nathan. "Get away from me you spasticated nonce"
by Il Kbir Albert October 9, 2020
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Augustinus Mantaus

Augustinus Mantaus is gay
by MilSugibei March 17, 2022
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mantard

A variation of dumbass or stupid, usually said to a male.
Example 1:
Pawell: 2+2=3...
Jessi: It's 4, you mantard!!

Example 2:
Cody: Wanna make out?
Blair: Are you a mantard?!
by Kaeldra December 9, 2004
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Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin)

A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.

The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.

Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.
Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :

James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!

Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...
by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010
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