maccini

One who uses the bathroom, with his microphone on, during an Economics Midterm.

I was distracted during my test, my professor pulled a maccini.

by Mark Mookie April 10, 2008

maccaroni and cheese

In a retail establishment.
A customer who pays full price (mac) for an item and also purchased the extended warranty (Cheeze).

That guy just laid down "He bought the maccaroni and cheese!".

by Mark January 18, 2004

maccat

What happens when your cat decides that your iBook is more comfortable than a blanket or a bed.

Also happens when you are typing an urgent document, and the keyboard of your Mac is the most appropriate place for a feline to sit.
Maccating is what happens when the iBook or iMac is not comfortable enough, so sitting on one's hands is a more appropriate position, adding to the sense that the only thing that matters is feline, and not work related.

My boss was anxious for my input on that contract, but because of a maccat, I was unable to meet the deadline.

I was going well until, due to a maccating, my day was thrown into disarray, unable to surf the net, let alone send emails.

I'd rather a maccat than a macburger

by tastigr November 1, 2010

macclimation

(noun): The period of adjustment when a PC user switches to Mac, oftentimes accompanied by much under-the-breath cursing, and staring at the screen in bewilderment.

I'm almost to the end of my macclimation period; I now hit CMD+V without even thinking about it!

by blueyediva October 8, 2013

maccamaniac

A person who is absolutely obsessed with Paul McCartney including his Beatle, Wings, Fireman and solo career. They can give you a speech on his life and can name every single album and single ever released by him. They might break down and cry at any moment just by the thought or sight of his beautiful face. The term Macca refers to Paul's nickname deriving from the first 2 syllables of his last name. They are awesome people and have flawless taste in music. Buying them Paul McCartney merch/tickets is like buying pure gold.

Bob- who's that girl with the Paul McCartney shirt on? She seems cool.
Jim- oh that's Maggie. She's obsessed with Paul McCartney and also with the Beatles.
Bob- oh so she's a Beatlemaniac?
Jim- yea she's also a complete Maccamaniac. She's so cool.

by TheMaccamaniac October 13, 2013

macchicken

A fuckin meme

I want a MacChicken from McDonalds NIgga Trumpy

by Retard Nigga John February 7, 2017

Maccrit

a junk food addict that stays slim and pretends its gourmet food

The maccrit kept complaining about how bad the big mac was

by dogeshakespereare October 20, 2018