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specu-lying 

Making a false statement with deliberate intent to deceive, but based on a theory that may actually be true. From Arrested Development, Season 5, Episode 7 ("Rom-Traum").
George-Michael Bluth: I think you were right. They were together in Mexico, and that's why my dad has been weird with me.

Maeby Fünke: Wow, I was just specu-lying.
George-Michael Bluth: Well, you nailed it, Buttons.
specu-lying by biggs33 June 12, 2018
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Bullshitting Vs Lying 

The Bullshitter is indifferent toward truth and falsity.
The Ordinary liar is concerned with truth-values

-Lying and Insincerity by Andreas Stokke
Bullshitting Vs Lying
John: "And then the Romans went and sacked all these cities probably"
Sara: "Yeah probably"

Bob: "Yeah then Harry ate my dog"
Ryan: "Oh damn I believe you"

You're lying

A term typically used when someone is not telling the truth and one makes scissors with their fingers directed at the untruthful human being.
Girl: I don't like Jeff anymore
Friend: You're lying! (Makes scissors sign direct at girl)
You're lying by Animal... May 22, 2016

Lazy Ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch 

A saying commonly used by guys wives, girlfriends, or just girls they know, clarifying they are no good and liars. Many men make this a true statement, although there are still some great guys left. It is now a very stereotypical statement towards all men.
Jessica: (On the phone with her friend Toby) Toby, Robby cheated on me for the third time this year.

Toby: Are you serious?

Jessica: Yes. I can't believe it. And after he promised me, crossing his heart, he would never do it again.

Toby: Hun, I told you this once, and I will tell you again. Robby is just a Lazy ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch!

not even lying 

I don't even know, NOT EVEN LYING.
"RIGHT, GET ON THE BUS, NOT EVEN LYING."

The Lying Curtain 

Term to describe Donald J. Trump's proposed wall between Mexico & the United States. A wordplay on the "Iron Curtain" that divided Berlin in the 20th Century, & the fact the Trump has a problem with expressing the truth.
The Lying Curtain is a wall between Mexico & the United States that is currently being proposed.
The Lying Curtain by Jnarimbaud February 18, 2017

Errol why you lying? 

Errol why you lying so much
Errol why you lying?

Even Stevie Wonder can see you not being true. Did you know you are being watched by someone you think is your friend well we here to tell you she's not it's been going on a long time & only happened bc you reconnected with her. She's very jealous of you & your Wife's marriage she'll stop at nothing to destroy that's what she wants we have proof. This is why a Married Man must never get himself caught up with these female friend.Remember (FATAL ATTRACTION)with Glenn Close your life could resemble that sooner or later. Big Man right now you have the most to lose have you no respect for your Wife & family?
This person has all the proof needed to mash up your dolly house, every restaurant or hotel you been with her is floating around out to ruin your life your marriage she's hoping it will be enough for her to get you for herself none of this was a mistake the enemy had a plan all along.
You need to get the person out you life by any means necessary you may have to change your your number to cease all contact with this person otherwise your entire life will fall apart. What happens in the dark all ways comes to light.
Still want take that risk after all ur the one who's MARRIED!
Errol why you lying? by Janet21 March 12, 2023