helmet on loose

refering to having a few screws loose
senseless, acting like a retard

as the train came across the tressle an idiot was sitting on the tracks he then got scared and fell off and landed right in a big pile of horse shit and the conductor stuck his head out the window as he stopped and yelled out "dont play on the train tressel with your helmet on loose"

by [e-mail] November 23, 2007

Stupid Loose

Simply getting so loose(fucked up) that you become stupid.

Will: "Hey man what happened last night?"

Jeremy: "Well we started drinking then you got stupid loose and fell through the coffee table while fist pumping to Dead Mau5."

by willNreno July 9, 2011

loose condom

loose condom refers to when a beanie isn't pulled down far enough on the head, leaving a vast and unnecessary expanse of material at the tip

I thought he was attractive, but when he turned around I saw he was wearing a loose condom.
The thing I hate most about winter is the sudden influx of loose condom wearers.

by Sigma Phi December 11, 2010

Loose Nuggets

little poop balls when you have diarrhea. looks like chicken nuggets but poop like.

I think you left your loose nuggets in the toilet. Im about to blow loose nuggets all in my pants.

by canz January 12, 2008

loose butthole

when something was really uncool, shitty, or totally not tight butthole.

Pam: Do you remember when Keith reminded the teacher about the homework?
Joe: Yeah, that was really loose butthole.

by Kdogmillionare October 13, 2016

Loose banana

Term to describe a slutty guy.
Has relations with many females, often more than one at a time.
Either due to fear of commitment or adolescent playing the field.

Girl 1: Wow Charlie's gone out with a fair few!
Girl 2: Yeah, bit of a 'loose banana' our Chaz.

by urbanexplorer May 18, 2013

Loose as a Goose

Really Drunk

An intoxicated person, Loose as a Goose

by Richard Cannie May 25, 2009