Logging

The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.

Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?

Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.

by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024

Linging

A term used in conjunction with words of similar meaning ie wagging, skipping or ditching.

Often used condescendingly when one is too lazy to attend say morning PT, class or preform as per their job specifications.

Often describing someone who is too lazy to go to morning PT and would rather sleep, risking their career.

John: oi, did ya hear that Ed is linging this mornings PT?

Eric: Oh yea he's such a linger ey. I hate lingers, never putting in the work!

by african penguin May 7, 2024

Linging

Linging is a patch of dumplings

I’m gonna eat a whole linging of dumplings

by Randguy6767776767 October 7, 2024

logging off discord

A meme gif that was spread across discord for a few days. the kid in the photo is called tiger and his home is in a discord server named duboria. This image is now VERY offensive and frowned upon by the server of origin.

This gif has a dog with thigh highs transforming.

Dude! did you just use the logging off discord!?!?!

by SomeUrbanKid December 22, 2024

Langing gear

The same as 'Landing gear' but said with a stuffed nose

The plane crashed due to langing gear failure *sniff*

by the struggling student January 29, 2025

Logging

The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.

I’ll be back in a second, Madelyn and I are going logging

by Professerdump March 22, 2025

Logging

The act of adjusting the genitalia to comfort oneself, usually discretely, yet not always

I saw sam logging early, he was so obvious

by Nicozia April 10, 2025