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Loan

A person that is named Loan is a HUGE idiot and has barely any clothes and no friends. They are also mean and secretly evil. They love money and steal your cat/s.
NO! STOP stealing my cats!!!!! Ughhh you are acting like a Loan!
by Carla08795456 June 8, 2020
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Charlie Lee Loan

When someone takes out a long-term loan to fund their crypto trading endeavors. After they get rekt, they think of Charlie Lee (Litecoin founder) with every repayment made on the loan.
He took out a Charlie Lee loan to buy a bunch of Litecoin and Galactic Ape NFTs. Now he's stuck paying it back after getting rekt.
by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021
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defurred loan-payment

Refers to a situation in yer financial life where --- either self-imposed or by agreement with your lender --- you refrain from haircuts and/or shaving until you've settled a debt.
Defurred loan-payment plans will often specify both beards and scalp-hair, so dat said agreements can be gender-neutral --- as we all know, dudes and gals tend to have largely-opposite situations when it comes to cranial-foliage. In other words, ladies don't usually grow significant beards, of course, but their head-hair does tend to keep growing fairly rapidly, even as they become older. Aging guys, on da other hand, tend to go bald "up top" but grow humongous whiskers, so a lender's contract specifying "no razors or scissors" pretty much "covers everything" for both genders, if you'll pardon da pun. :P
by QuacksO March 2, 2021
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Loan

A kitten that says “loan” a little kitten loan sound, the kiffen loves saying it (so look up kiffen before this one you read).

This kiffen loves saying loan! If a kitten it tryna say loan then it’s a kiffen if a kitten is saying loan then you have to name it a kiffen :3
A kiffen says loan
by Mei mei ;) July 17, 2022
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Car Loan

A slang expression based on the length of time of financing for the average car loan, generally 60 to 84 months (5 to 7 years), used to denote a specific period of time generally associated with a lengthy jail or prison sentence.
I heard Carla went to court last week and got off with a light sentence of probation. With all the stuff she's into and all the trouble she's caused, if I were the judge, I would have car loaned her ass!
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 3, 2022
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loan

the stupidest person you'll ever meet
M- Hey, what did you get on that math test?

Loan- a 30/100

M- at least it's better than last time
by anomama November 6, 2022
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Loan

noun, a divine being that cannot be beaten

opinions:

RHI: Has not watched Alvin and the chipmunks...and also a god complex
Kait: manliest sexyass b (HORNI)
Jay: useless (PTSD from losing a debate)
Mill: Meaty boi (HORNII)
zak: this mf wont shut up about busty dads
i swear to loan this better work
by gwakthekorean December 14, 2021
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