Litson

Good looking, and handsome boy, is very despirate at times, but after a long gap, she gets a cutest girl ever, and everyone is surprised.
Geeky ass but at times he's G.O.A.T.

1:Neha be like him.
2:Him who?
1:Litson
2:🙄

by Nimaria April 28, 2019

Listen to the police

Look. I know there are crooked cops out there. There is always going to be bad cops out there, as there is with anything. I'm not denying African Americans are being shot, sometimes for no reason. As with anything, there is always going to be a bad thing to a good thing, that's just how it is and will always be. With that being said, you need to listen to the police. A large problem with society today and why a large majority of African Americans are being shot is because they are not listening to the police. The job of police is to protect and serve. If an officer tells you to do something, you do it. Doesn't matter the reason, you do as your told. Don't argue or disagree with them about doing nothing wrong because that will only cause for trouble. If it turns out they're in the wrong, sue them later. It bad enough they are provoked, don't add gas to the flame by doing something that causes them to react in a way where someone ends up injured or even dead. Just listen to the police for god sake!

Officer: Sir back up!

Person: Ok officer.

Officer: Put your hands behind your back please.

Person: Right away officer.

*In the off chance of this happening*
Officer: Sir you can't protest here.

Person: Why not?

Officer: Private Property. (even though its public)

Person: Ok Officer I'll leave (sue them later if you want)

Person: I'm glad I listen to the police instead of acting like a child arguing.

by thehappycaucasian September 16, 2020

Lisbonym

A lisbonym, or lisbon, is a slang term for a lesbian.

Greta Thunberg: *posts a picture of her in the city of Lisbon, captioned 'Lisbon'*
Commenter: Congrats on coming out queen!

Person A: I'm a lisbonym!
Person B: We support you

by lisbonym October 28, 2021

Lipton Special

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina while rotating 360 degrees at incredible speeds whilst simultaneously squirting lubricant in the air with a similar hue to Lipton Ice Tea.

Person 1 - "Oi mate, wanna Lipton Special?"
Person 2 - "Nah fuck off you dickhead"

by BigLemonMan June 23, 2023

movie listening

Rather than movie WATCHING, movie listening occurs when two people have become distracted by each other during the movie and start making out, leaving them only the ability to hear the movie instead of see it.

guy 1: so was the movie you watched with that girl any good?
guy 2: I don't know, it was more of a movie listening deal, we only got to watch like 20 minutes of it.
guy 1: scoooooooooooooooooooore.

by movielistener November 14, 2010

bitch listener

A person who routinely and compassionately listens to bitching and complaints from others.

Kandy is the bitch listener at her job, but it's making her weary so, she's training others to help.

by Arnobrekr August 9, 2012

poop listener

People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.

Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!

All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!

by thebigsaaved December 6, 2013