linzz

when a gurl pops off her fake nail in the rectum of a blowjob-receiving male

"Shit, Melissa gives great head but she linzzed me the other night, and the nail totally lanced my anus on the way out.... can't stop pooping blood man!"

by linzz May 5, 2007

Linux

One of the foremost and most powerful religions in the geek community.

The best and only worthwhile OS in the world.

Mr. Gate's worst nightmare.

Microsoft's pimp.

Non-Linux=Heretic
Windows=Devil's Spawn
Mac=Crazy Cult

by Doraemon1210 April 25, 2005

linux

Equals liberty and your own personal privacy. Have any of you Windoze FUDders ever heard about how Windows Media Player sends data back to Microsoft about all those MP3 files you are playing? Or that Windows itself has a backdoor that lets the NSA snoop around your computer and find out about you? Get a friggin life and wake up!

by Linux Forever April 15, 2003

Linus

(v) To expend enormous amounts of time and/or resources to achieve something clearly not worth the time/resources expended.

Credit (I did come up with this): polymerizedrecords on The WORST CPU Cooler EVER – Sketchy Heatsinks Ep2 By linustechtips

"hey man, stop linusing!"
"my girlfriend linused so much yesterday"

by LazyNoNos May 2, 2017

Linux Zealot

Someone who thinks they are so 1337 because they use Linux and claim to hate Windows, and fail to admit that it is just as bug-ridden and has an ugly GUI to boot. Most don't even know how to use it!

Alberto is such a fuckin Linux Zealot, but he can't even run most of his programs!

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 8, 2004

Linux

Linux is a free operating system like free UNIXes. The most popular is Ubuntu(still), yet the even more stable Memphis Linux is what you really should have. The Russians and Chinese prefer Linux over Windows all the time. Most servers is either Ubuntu Server or CentOS. The WWW runs 60% Linux servers, because less viruses.

The most stable Linux ever created is usually always Slackware, yet no one heard of it (distro created back in 1994)

UNIX is obsolete in comparison.

Easier to operate than 2 years ago.

Person 1: I run Ubuntu Linux Server for my web server
Person 2: I run Cent OS, because its a free Red Hat Enterprise Linux OS.
Person 3: I'm a hardcore Linux user and I run Memphis Linux

by hellads2 November 12, 2010

linuxing

A word that seems complicated therefore triks your girlfriend into thinking that your doing something very important without upseting her. (you must install LINUX on your computer for this to work she will then think that this word hase something to do with it)

Girlfriend speaking:"Oh come here you, big sexy winnie the pooh beast,I wanna give a nice big BJ..."

You answer:" Oh sweety, I'd love to but not now im LINUXING" miraculously she will go away not beeing upset.

by Vince B. February 9, 2006