lick it before you kick it

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.

A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.

by jeff October 1, 2004

likith

Such a goat. Has the power to get any girl and sexy af.

eg; Likith has a big dick

by Abhinavthecoolbossslayer January 31, 2021

Fro-Licking

The act of licking the smegma from beneath the foreskin in order to provide sexual pleasure for the subject.

Carla: Hey Micky-T, I was Fro-Licking Luke last night!
Micky-T: Can I watch next time?

by Geezerz September 8, 2015

Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'

by Pierre Le Pew January 26, 2006

lickity the clit

When you perform oral sex on a female

I like nothing better than "lickity the clit" all night long

by Rmblnrd February 2, 2009

anus licking loser

1. Cordial greeting to a whack prick.
2. Often used to describe an obnoxious fool who has no goals or practical dreams and earns his pathetic existance by waxing every detail of his boring past.

John smokes pot all day and makes fun of well-balanced people because they care about things that matter. John is an anus licking loser.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

very ugly person normally used for females

look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

by grumpyboy December 27, 2005