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lets lurk

lets lurk means lets fuck about or lets piss people off in town
Daquan: What should we do

Tyrone: ah lets lurk

Daquan: mad idea g
by AJ tracey MTP West London November 13, 2016
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lets smash

when a boy ask a girl if u wanna play smash bros but the girl gets the wrong idea
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boy: Ayo babe lets smash

girl: sure thing daddy

girl came over

boy: FINALLY! so you brought your controller?

girl: Controller?

gets naked

boy: AYOOOO CHILLLLL
by itsme olaff December 2, 2020
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Letourneau

a beautiful french last name that means black bird (NOT IN ANY WAY RELATED TO MARY KAY LETOURNEAU-LETOURNEAU IS HER HUSBANDS LAST NAME!)
Odie: "hey jen"
Jen: "yeah?"
Odie: "i like the french!"
Jen: "thanks!"
by DQIT and WIAAN April 30, 2005
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Lets just be friends

I do like you as a person, but I don't want to give you "credit" for being strong and confident, which you aren't, so I will call you "friend" just so that I won't have to give you a credit by calling you "boyfriend"
"You are a really great guy, but I want someone more confident for a boyfriend. Lets just be friends, okay"
by Roman Sverdlov June 13, 2006
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Lets just be friends

its a phenomena where the girl you have feelings for, strips you down to the lowest form in the chain of life, and then either gets with your friend or someone whose lesser than you. this situation is almost the closest thing to a black hole, once your in it, unless you act swiftly you will never have a chance to get out.
but this is how you get out the friend zone:
0. she tells you, Lets just be friends
1. your probably not in shape, go the the gym
2. hang out with her, dont call her, let her call you. dont bring up at all how you feel when you do.
3. if she's with another guy, make friends with him. study him like a cavemen.
4. find a different girl, let her know your not desperate. get some and tell her about it. because most girls "guy friends" have to listen about their bs, you bs right back about your relationship to her.
5. when she relizes her bf is a dick and cheated on her, you tell her how much better you would of been if you had a chance.
6. break it off your ur current girl, and go for the girl of your dreams.
7. have crazy sex, and tell her that it could of been easier if she just gave u a chance the first time.

this wont happen over night, give it 3-6 months
JEV\\\
by jever April 29, 2007
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Teach her a lesson

Aussie term for fucking a hot, but dumb or stupid girl. As if by some magic the act of banging her would knock some sense into her.
Oh that Kelly’s a stupid bitch, geeze I’d love to teach her a lesson”
by Robby101 November 1, 2006
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learn you a lesson

VERY POOR Junky English. The author/s need the Grammar Bammer to Hammer Correct Grammar into them...

It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.
You call that winning at Gotham City Project?
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!

Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!
by J. Michael Reiter April 19, 2006
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