laff

The originator of the LAFF PRODUCTIONS movement. The all time abuser, leader and invader of chatrooms and other forums via Internet. The creator of the term BLASTMAIL.

LAFF is responsible for creating 90% of the drama on here by sending out BLASTMAILS, and the other 10% is from idiots reacting to it.

by LAFF fan August 26, 2005

loffe

A rarely used but extremely cool synonym for the word Love, derived from Jason Lee "The Chinese Canadian" and is used to express love towards all people.

I loffe u
To Jason with loffe
I just wanted to say hi and i loffe you!

by Shanerz March 23, 2003

laffy taffy

a bitch's pussy lips when she is wet

lakesha's laffy taffy was so sweet

by shalom mother fucker July 26, 2008

Laff

Laff is your health on Toontown. Your Laff Meter tells you what your max Laff is, and how much Laff you have left. Every toon's max is at least 15, and the highest max you can have is 137. The only way for your current level of Laff to decrease is for a Cog or some other obstacle (such as a stomper or lava) to damage you. If you lose all of your Laff, you will go "sad" and be sent back to the nearest playground. Your toon will lose all of it's gags, be hunched over, walk very slow, and not be able to leave said playground until your Laff is at least 1. It's not recommended to leave with only 1 Laff point though, since virtually any attack will send you back to the playground, sad and gagless.

Whoa, that guy has 137 Laff!
I can't believe he lost all his Laff and went sad.

by Moondart April 27, 2012

laff

To have sex; used between persons A and B, often in the presence of person C when A and B would rather C remain unaware of the true topic of discussion. This relies on the misleading phonic similarity to "laugh."

Typical usages include: "loves to laff", "likes to laff", "I could hear them laffing through the wall."

A: So how'd it go with Jessica last night?
*enter B's mother, C*
B: Let's just say she loves to laff.
C: Aw, she sounds like a sweet girl.
B: She certainly is.

by bayleyasher July 13, 2009

Loffel

Verb. To be rejected by someone who you've just slept with, where they normally disappear off the face of the earth or just ignore you.

'We slept together last week and he hasn't called or messaged me since. I think I just got loffeled.'

by Meisha85 April 11, 2009

James Leffert

James Leffert is a total bad ass who is the son of Chyenne Clark and is married to Holly Jackson. This man walks down the street with his middle fingers to the sky and yelling like an arabian terrorist. terrodactalonimakidonilist. His favorite color is yellow. And his Favorite bad is Streetlight Manifesto. He also wears strange hats.

well picture Vincent from ff 7 the dirge of Cerberus multiplied by about 871985789429688748144842846286. that is what James Leffert is like.

by ummthatoneguy January 8, 2010