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Kentucky Lunch

The sexual act in which Kentucky Bourbon is poured into the anus prior to anal sex then eaten in combination with the lube, fecal matter and semen by one or both partners.
"Wow, Stan that sure was a hearty Kentucky lunch" "Yes Catherine, and don't worry, you can always reheat your Kentucky leftovers"
by Jgreen161 July 30, 2012
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Smoker's Lunch

to chain smoke during your lunch break instead of eating usually because you have no money for food. Since smoking suppresses your appetite, you will not go hungry. A smoker's lunch may sometimes be accompanied with a cup of coffee.
-hey bob, what did you eat for lunch today?

-nothing, I had a smoker's lunch. i dont have any money left, just cigarettes.
by ru 2010 March 18, 2011
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lunch & learn

This is way to promote your business by providing an information session over lunch. It is also known as a chat & chew.
I am providing a lunch & learn to drum up more business.
by HollyDe October 15, 2008
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lunch love

An oral sex act performed on Eddie Izzard
He was so great on stage I wanted to lunch love him right there
by DonkeyMeat January 23, 2014
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Developer lunch

An extended lunch break as favored by software developers. Often runs to 3hrs and is typically followed by up to 2hrs of non-work related conversation, e.g. regarding favorite cheeses, upon finally returning to the office. Heartily ignored by management who would clamp down on any other department taking such a lax attitude to work.
Jojo has gone for a developer lunch at the KFC 5miles away so don't expect to get that critical bug fixed this afternoon.
by bigalboston December 23, 2013
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Lunch Punch

When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.
Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.

Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.

Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Miner’s Lunch

When your girl is on all 4’s and and you finger and eat her snatch out from behind whilst mining her little brown flower deep with your nose.
I fed Roger a miner’s lunch today. It was heaven.

My nose still smells of her arse after that miner’s lunch.

Right after she works out is not the ideal time for a miner’s lunch.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
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