The Last Jedi

What you see when you look down into the base of the toilet after a fierce session of fiery diarrhoea.

Man 1: Oh no! I didn't make it to the john in time! Now The Last Jedi is all over my kitchen floor...

by TheDefinerOfThingsUndefined January 23, 2018

last love

Your last love is the last person you truly love, the person that you haven't fell in love with first, but fell in love with last.

He's not my first love, but he's most definitely my last love.

by Decisive_01 January 8, 2017

Last Shot

Last Shot,® is a premium energy, hangover protection and recovery drink designed to counter the negative effects of alcohol on the body.
www.lastshotofficial.com (OTC: EQLB)

I woke up without A hangover, I’m glad I took a Last Shot® last night.

by 69Love August 19, 2019

man and boy, every last one of them

A sarcastic retort made during a chaffing tongue-in-check conversation, which pokes fun at a jocular unsubstantiated incorrect summary of an entire group of people

chap1: Did you see that guy balance on a toilet, upside down, with his legs chained together, with his head in a football, playing a 12-string guitar and singing "I Did It My Way"?
chap2: Bah. Street artists. They're all the same. Trying to fleece you for bag of crap performance.
chap1: Yea. They're all the same. Man and boy, every last one of them.
chap2: And another thing, the toilet wasn't even plumbed in - it wouldn't have flushed ...
chap1: Yea. Plumbers. They're all wasters. Man and boy, every last one of them.

by noddy330 June 23, 2009

last

anything behind first place.

if you ain't first, you're last!

by jeff ham January 20, 2008

The Last Great Console

Super Nintendo Entertainment System (Super NES, SNES)

It's great. Need I say more?

by Geek-O-Man February 28, 2005

that's what you said last night

Alternative of 'that's what she said' Turning something normal someone has said, to being sexual.

Girl: *spits out food* Your sausage tastes too salty!
Boy: That's what you said last night..

by Ojm123 October 7, 2011