Diarophone And Dream It Collectibles Need Lotion As Soon As Possible

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Diarophone And Dream It Collectibles Need Lotion As Soon As Possible

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Lotioning

To put in graft

“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”

by Trinzico March 13, 2021

sal lobiondo III

A joke

Don't be such a Sal Lobiondo III.

by dfkjhgkjfdhkdjkdf January 24, 2015

Lotionize

When someone's hands are dry they need to moisturize them by using lotion

"You need to lotionize your hands."

by Bobolink bubbaloo March 9, 2017

e-lationship

noun, An online relationship (hence the name). It's where two people try to go out only with AIM and e-mail. Either terribly romantic or terribly pathetic.

Girl: Do you want to go out sometime?

Guy: no, sorry, i'm in an e-lationship

by Pepsi X-treme July 3, 2005

Frie-lationship

When you do all the things a couple in a relationship do, minus sex.

Hey Zach, did you smash Payton?

Nah ese, we're just friends. I don't want to ruin our frie-lationship.

by SELEPACK January 22, 2017

Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations

congratulations in a snarky way lolz

used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them

ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*

by FucktardedScarecrow August 8, 2009