lapstab

to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.

I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.
They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.

by Jared L September 12, 2005

lawss in da sauss

To be struggling in the southern regions of America.

Mayne if you can't git yo kids nutin for Crimuhh . . . you lawss in da sauss!

- Crunchy Black

by The Mayne October 29, 2007

Lawls to the Walls

When something is LOL all the way to the Wall.
It's too lol for one space so it hits the walls.

1: That was so funny LOL
2: LAWLS TO THE WALLS

by INCHOERENNHCHNE October 20, 2008

Lawlsy

When something has potential enough to be laughed, Lawld,lold, rotfl, lmao,lmafo,and lolz, at. (etc)

Seth: hey, Man there is this kid who is a pathological liar lets see if we can catch him in a lie it will be Lawlsy.

Brian: haha yesss im in need of a good Lawl.

by G-baby009 March 8, 2010

Lapscaping

verb trans. to improve the aesthetic appearance of the pubic region by grooming, trimming, shaping, or altogether waxing bald, said area. (landscaping for laps)

Damn, Mary, that's the biggest bush I've ever seen. For the love of God, get the hell over to Aveda and get some lapscaping before we go on vacay.

by Holly M S July 4, 2010

Lapscock

The opposite of capslock; that is, never capitalizing anything, even when to do so would be gramatically correct.

Often used by teenage girls and lazy people, can be seen accompanied by letter abuse.

hey guys, i got held up by luke. i'll be there soonnn!

sorry for the lapscock, my shift key is broken.

by Gypsydiver December 7, 2010

lawlsmegals

Just another useless and annoying ending for the term lawl which was derived from the IM short cut lol

Guy 1: i just tipped a cow.
Girl 1: lawlsmegals

by Ihatepplwhouselawls December 14, 2010