lan

lan is a pretty 'cool' dude who plays video games a lot. he says he's "evil" but younger kids like him so he cant be that bad?? he isn't awkward at all and he always knows what to say. people always mistakes him for albertsstuff (a ROBLOX youtuber). he swears a whole bunch and eats a *lot*. he likes to annoy others and hang out with middle schoolers

lan: *says something stupid*
me: shut up lan

by koothroon April 23, 2018

lannings

Somebody who says he has watched an TV show or movie but really haven't seen it.

A: "I've watched Dexter, Heisenberg is Mr. Coolness in person."

B: "Heisenberg is in Breaking Bad, you lannings."

by DoctorBread January 10, 2018

Shu Lan

A Shu Lan is a rare species of frog that happens to be from Hong Kong and has social issues but at the same time is magnificently intelligent and gives the Aman frog very good advice when he needs it. This species of frog is also lesbian and great at dance.

Hey look at that! It's a Shu lan frog!

by BisexualDepressedPhrog November 15, 2020

kes lan

Halt's Maul man, Laber nicht!

Redest wieder über Patte? - Kes Lan!

by turkishplayboi June 16, 2020

lan lowry

Biggest milf, biggest tits you'll ever see.
teach you can wank over

have you seen the lan lowry
yeah she is so hot

by Big tits lowry October 22, 2017

LAN meet

LAN meet, or Local Area Network meet - where you meet with several people and possibly bring your battlestation for a 'splitscreen' playing of a normally online or single player game.

"Hey, You coming to the LAN meet?"

by Gordon Freemium June 25, 2017

bu ne lan

It is simply a question which is determined to define the undefined yet. People often use this for unknown situation/event or word.

Me: Tell me what is going on?
Person: Shy what are is to you going back to school.
Me: Bu ne lan?

by Hususilaf January 29, 2018