Landon

Landon is a badass, strong ass, cute ass, lookin' ass person.
Landon is a mystery to the world, he'll have your mind in a knot.

He is such a charmer, he'll put butterflies in your stomach just by the look he gives. His eyes catch everyone as his hair tops it off.
Landon is a strong mofo he'll beat ya ass just with a single hit. He finna beat ya ass if you lay a hand/finger on his girl and/or man.
In other words, he is the best person you'll ever meet.

P1: Do you think Landon'll figure out I fucked his g---
L: Finish that sentence. I dare you bitch.

by Korenouya June 19, 2019

Moon Landing

A way Girls "manicure" their pubic hair in the fashion of a circle
Created By those who are upset with the sub par standards in pubic hair, and request more "Actionable" shapes in pubic hair

"So you know what a landing strip is right?, its a way girls manicure their pubic. Its a perfect line right ? So whats a moon landing right? you pull the pants down, Perfect circle"(drops the mic)-Joel Heyman

by weepill March 31, 2015

Londyn

Londyn is a very goofy girl and she always keeps her head up! No matter what, she always stands up for her friends and she never lets them go! Londyn has blonde hair and greenish blue eyes and she is very aethletic! Londyns love to make everyone’s day and making them laugh! They can be controlling sometimes but you will love them the moment you meet them! Londyns are good friends and if you meet them you better keep them because they’ll last you a lifetime! I promise you!!

“I just me this girl named Londyn and boy oh boy, she is the best!”

“ but she’s no different from the other people, I can’t compare how different she is!”

by Puppyluvs November 12, 2018

Landon

A horny ass motherfucker who wants to watch pornhub all the time.

Landon: you guys wanna watch pornhub?
Angel: shut the fuck up landon.

by Fucktard Penisface November 2, 2019

Landy

A brand of Cognac that the Hip-Hop community is partial to, especially at Christmastime

Got the Landy in my nog and my bong is packed with Christmas trees. Looks like I'll be having a Merry Christmas!

by Bran' December 25, 2018

Holland Landing

holland landing is a VERY small town located in ontario. the town is within the community of east gwilumburry. we are known for growing ontario's veggies, and our drugs. Holland landing is pretty boring but really chills. all you can do is walk. Mac's is the place where most people chill. holland landing is so filled with druggies we're called flower town. H.L. is the nickname for holland landing, because holland landing is just too long to say. RDP/river drive park, is the most disgusting, duggie filled place of life. RDP is supposed to be a trailor park, but it's where people live. do not mix it up with H.L. because H.L. is clean at least. people say RDP is the disgrace of H.L.

"where do you live?"
"H.L."
"what?"
"Holland Landing"
"what the hell is that?!"
"a place to get stoned"

kid: "mom can i go for a walk with my friends?"
mom: where are you going to walk to?"
kid: ''macs"

by qwertyuiopoiuytrewqwertyuio July 20, 2011

Dirty Landon

When a guy is about to cum he yells at the top of his lungs “FUCK ME DADDY” And then proceeds to shoot his cum in the air and catch it in his mouth then regurgitates it into your mouth

last night I hooked up with this guy and he gave me dirty Landon, and I can still taste it!

by BaddieWitDaFattie April 18, 2020