Dirty Landscaper

A sex game that allows the man to act as landscaper, and the woman to act as the landscape. First the man "aerates" the woman by poking his penis into her mouth, vagina, and anus. Then, he trims her pubic hair, followed by ejaculating on her, serving as an "incesticide". Finally, the man releases feces on the woman as an act of "fertilizing".

During a hot chili dinner, Megan told Brad that she felt "unkempt" and could use a trim. Brad, thinking on his toes....suggested that it may be time for the "Dirty Landscaper" to pay a visit.

by Muck-a-luck January 24, 2007

Lads On Tour

Describes an action of hilarity or amusement that would usually be associated with going on tour with a sports team.Lads on tour moments are precious and need appreciating. Like De-bagging(pulling down some ones trousers and pants) your Welsh rugby captain.

George, de-bags rugby captain in front of team!

Shane: after much hilarity "Lads On tour boys, lads on tour!"

by George Underwood February 5, 2008

get laid

the ultimate purpose of life

I got laid last night by that hot cambodian

by dan July 26, 2004

laidman's terms

Complex acts and emotions related to sex described by a sexually experienced man. Layman's terms--but from a man that has been laid.

Jack: "Hey Rob, how can you tell if a girl likes you?"
Rob: "Let me put this in laidman's terms for you. You know when a dog wags its tail and wipes it ass on the floor? It's like that."
Jack: "Nice pun dude!"

by youknowilikeribs August 7, 2010

Ladds

A group of people who share memes, opinions and other things, peacefully and civily on facebook.com

Person 1: Yo what's up?
Person 2: Just scrolling Top Ladd Club on Facebook
Person 1: oh yeah! Ladds!
Person 2: yæp LML

by LaddLover420 March 18, 2017

big bag of cans with the lads

term used around Ireland for the process of buying four or more cans with some friends and drinking them in a public area (such as Galway's Spanish Arch). The bag in question must be a cheap plastic bag that stretches with the weight of the lovely cans. The cans can be anything other than orchard thieves or outcider

It's big bag of cans with the lads weather today who's up for walking to gala with me?

Lad 1: "Ah sham I'm dying after last night"
Lad 2: "Nothing a big fucking bag a cans with the lads won't fix"
Lad 1: "Dead right suiblic , send out a snap there to the boys"

by 8cansofdutch June 28, 2017

best laid plans

The full phrase is
"the best laid plans o' mice an' men gang aft agley"

This was written by an ancient Scots Poet, Robert Burns, who wrote several poems in a strange language, including "To a mouse".
"Gang aft agley" means "often get fucked up"

"best laid plans" is an acknowledgement that something has just got fucked up for no apparent reason, or because something inevitable (government, parents, teenage kid, fate, whatever) has acted against it.

Billy: Damn. Eight point buck just standing there. Gun aimed, ready to take the shot, I was so damn sure that I could take a piss without letting go of the gun. But I peed all down the front of my pants, the gun went off before I was ready, that scared the buck who ran right at me and kicked my ribs in.

Bobbette: you know what they say, honey, best laid plans and stuff. Now turn over and let me wipe your butt. Eeewwww!

by fronkzippo July 1, 2010