Kidney Ex

An Ex Boyfriend/Girlfriend who still has your kidney in them because you donated it to them.

“Should I leak my kidney ex’s address?”

by Toenail.Clippers November 11, 2022

Stabbing Kidneys

another term for sexual intercourse, sex, fucking, making love, ect

Baby you look so beautiful tonight.. later I just want to be stabbing kidneys

by HBK* January 7, 2011

kidney punch

A kidney punch is when you yell "Kidney punch!" and then punch someone anywhere except the kidney.

Kyle:"Kidney punch!"
Phil:"Owwww! Why did you punch my arm... Kidney punch!"
Kyle:"You don't punch in the kidney you idiot... Kidney punch!"

by Emblazin April 20, 2009

kidney swiper

UK slang

A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.

Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.

Jane went all moist for at 12 inches long Jack was armed with a real kidney swiper.

by black flag May 29, 2004

Steak and kidney hangout

Usually defined as a female's genitals, with which a small portion of it hangs on the outside. Not a particularly attractive sight, nevertheless occurs on some women.

That girl had a really bad steak and kidney hangout.

by darthdanny November 3, 2010

To pop her / his / it's kidneys

this phrase describes sex in the famed doggy position that is so brutal and frenzied that it could be said that the build up of internal pressure caused by each vigorous thrust could in fact cause the "victim's" kidneys to in fact "pop"

Christ, I'd like to pop her / his / it's kidneys!!

by Markdkny May 23, 2007

Kinne

The act of procrastinating for as long as possible and then putting forth all effort at the very last minute only to fall short and fail epically.

Man, I can't believe I didn't go after that girl sooner last night. I pulled a real kinne.

by MKacz January 14, 2009