Kirk-jitsu

The fighting style of Captain Kirk, including his flying kick to the chest and one-handed karate chop.

Captain Kirk opened up a can of Kirk-jitsu and kicked their asses!

Kirk-jitsu by Phoenix Pyra April 22, 2011

Kirk out

To get really mad about something to the point of yelling or fighting. To go out of one's mind because of the gravity of the seriousness of the situation. To lose it or flip out. Origin: The Washington DC area (DC, Maryland and Virginia). Reference to Captain Kirk from Star Trek and the way he used to sign off of the com speaker "Kirk out" when he was upset.

That dude just hit my car and I'm about to "kirk out" on him.

Kirk out by doctorteef August 10, 2012

Kirk Cousins 

When you are banging a girl from behind and yell "YOU LIKE THAT!" Over and over

Guy- how did your date go?
Other guy - I scored. I gave her the Kirk Cousins all night!

Kirk Cousins by Rms51403 October 14, 2016

kirk wellsian

An act that can be characterized as pervy and/or completely over the top and unnecessary (usually at the detriment of whatever you're supposed to be doing at the time).

Your decision to knit 500 sweaters and photograph adolescent girls instead of attending the mandatory meeting was very Kirk Wellsian.

kirk wellsian by Tsika January 19, 2008

kirk ass nigga 

A lame ass, lying ass, cheating ass, dumb ass nigga that loves his bros and hoes more than his girl and treats his loyal ass girl like shit while boosting up his hoes on the low

Ex: Kirk Frost from Love & Hip Hop Atlanta

You a Kirk ass nigga

kirk ass nigga by walkernotsally July 29, 2017

Kirk Hinrich

Starting PG for the Chicago Bulls. Is good at everything, bad at nothing. An excellent shooter who can also finish around the basket. Has decent handles, court vision, and passing ability. Tenacious defender. Wears his heart on his sleeve, and sometimes gets T'd up as a result.

"The second coming of Christ himself according to Bulls fans."

"Has the "So ugly he's sexy" thing going."
-Shamsports.com on Kirk Hinrich

"Tattoo ........... check.
Sick crossover ... check.
Attitude ......... check.

Kirk's journey to the dark side is almost complete."
-Step, on Kirk Hinrich

Kirk Hinrich by Rfederer8 May 28, 2007

Kirk Angel 

What Chris Jericho calls Kurt Angle.

Kirk Angel by Anonymous May 28, 2003