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Speak To The Judge

commonly refered to as giving a blowjob.

a paraphrase for radio, often used on the Maxwell Show
"you're going out with john tonight, you gonna speak to the judge?"

"I was going through my daughter's phone, and found a picture of her speaking to the judge."
by Jordan1234567 December 19, 2008
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The Judge

A sub species of the grizzly bear, native to Michigan. It is less hairy than normal bears and is usually covered in multiple tattoos and piercings.

Frequently the judge can be seen roaming in a beat-up BMW looking for places to forage to find food and beer.

The Judge is known to party like the animal it is and then pass out instantly no matter how inconvenient the situation or location may be.

Major interests of the Judge include socio-anarchy, feminism, punk rock and DIY activities.

It is rumored that a member from the band Bangerrang is actually a Judge.

'Last night I came home and I found the Judge on my couch!'

'Last night I came home and found the Judge passed out on my kitchen floor!'
'Last night I came home and I found the Judge on my couch!'

'Last night I came home and found the Judge passed out on my kitchen floor!'
by MikeTong November 16, 2009
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don't judge challenge

A challenge where you show pictures of yourself as unattractive as possible , and then posting close ups of you making yourself as beautiful as possible with makeup.
Looks like she did the Don't Judge Challenge
by Origamishade July 28, 2015
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resting judge face

when you have a judgemental look on your face when you zone out
Wow, did you see that judgmental look on her face when she zoned out? She must have resting judge face.
by egglet September 8, 2015
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The Judge

A Twenty One Pilots song from the album that is kinda like the song house of gold.
That song The Judge is hella dope.
by Eli the singer February 13, 2022
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pull a judge

In reference to "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" pulling a judge means jacking off to a young teenage girl with a perfect body.
My brother in laws's daughter had a hot friend over and he had to go "pull a judge".
by Ironchef9999 May 10, 2008
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dont judge challenge

The stupidest fucking trend of all time. Created for the purpose of allowing pretty girls with no friends to whore themselves to get attention, but with an excuse, and to basically mock physically unattractive people.
girl with no friends on instagram: look at my video! dont judge me!
girl#2 on instagram: you're such a whore.
girl with no friends on instagram: no its okay its the don't judge challenge. I can whore myself however I want without it being considered "whoring", just because its the dont judge challenge! :D
girl#3: get some friends you attention whore.
by I_RAPE_PIZZAS June 17, 2016
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