Joust

To take a situation in which another party can benefit, and make sure the other party does not benefit in anyway. To take someones situation in the palm of your hand and screw it up.

Josh: Dog I was getting some from that girl, and you texted me that you were leaving the party with or without me and your my ride home and were 4 hours away from home. Your such a jouster.

by Highena July 23, 2009

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Spagetti Jousting

Having sex with a woman while she is oozing period blood.

My woman didn't want to have sex because she was on her period, but I didn't mind alittle spagetti jousting, so I stuck it in anyways.

by Brandonsdeal October 20, 2006

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A dumbass mf with nothing better to do but waste his life making super mario based hacks and games. He lives in a shriveled up hole in the middle of a nuclear warzone where he uploads shitty memes to impress no one.

Guy: what's that dude who is like, the unfunniest person on the planet?
Girl: oh, Jusyoniox?

by Jusyoniox March 30, 2022

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Jousted

(Jow-stead)- Jousting is another name for receiving head or "Beating that mouth up"; Can be done solo or with a friend to tag team on the girl(s). Created by: DJ Shawdi B of Knock Out Clique in Atlanta, Georgia.

Poncho: Wsup man? What you do today?
DJ Shawdi B: Man me an my homeboy went an Jousted on dis hoe today.
Poncho: Oh dats wsup...

by DJ Shawdi B August 3, 2006

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