joe stuff

When you ask a question and the answer does not add up.

When you have an excuse for every situation.

When you have several girlfriends at one time.

Man, he's always got Joe Stuff going on.

by bggreenw1 August 29, 2016

joe shomoe

A name of basically anybody. Being that you can call anybody this meaning they are just an average person

Nah, he is just some Joe shomoe.

by SteelCroix June 13, 2017

joe six pack

The appropiate nickname for the ignorant masses drowning out all remaining hints of intellect on our planet. You know them--they're the same kind who take Jesus' death for granted, eat at McDonalds every day and think pan-and-scan is superior to widescreen.

Joe Six Pack: Why are these big black bars obscuring my screen? I WANT MY SCREEN FILLED, not this stupid film elitist crap. I have a right, you know, and--

**JSP dies of heart attack from eating one too many Big Macs**

by VGerX2001 September 7, 2004

The "Billie Joe Strong-Arm"

A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the name of punk rocker Billie Joe Armstrong, singer for Green Day whose song "Longview" was partially based on the subject.Also for his habit of polishing the family jewels for his fans at concerts.

I'm gonna go home, grab my dirty mags and do the "Billie Joe Strong-arm" for awhile.

by Nix Eradicatus April 8, 2005

Joe SixApp

A term used by web industry folks to describe the average computer user (a reference to the classic average-guy name of Joe Sixpack).

This person probably uses a PC and has just recently upgraded from dial-up and a CRT monitor. They surf the web on an out-of-date browser like Internet Explorer 6. They use a few basic apps like Outlook, Excel, and Word and call in their teenagers to help them email a photo. They do not blog, twitter or use RSS feeds, but do frequent eBay and Amazon.com.

Please make that Buy Now link a blinking red button, or Joe SixApp will never find it.

by Pete Best, Graffiti Table June 11, 2008

Joe Six Pack

Joe the Plumber's Cousin.

Joe Six Pack's wife: Joe, invite Joe over for dinner tomorrow. Tell him to bring his tools.

by Derek_M. February 28, 2009

Joe Shmoe

n. an average, veryingly grungy, male american.

"I'm not letting any old Joe Shmoe into my house."

by Axelatar January 16, 2008