The most amazing girlfriend anyone could ever have. The one person that can brighten up anyones day. The one person who you can rely on for anything. The one person that will never hurt you. The one that will never let you down.
The one person i will marry. I love you baby, youre the best thing that ever happened to me. Im never gonna hurt you. Its you and me against the world always and foieva baby.
The one person i will marry. I love you baby, youre the best thing that ever happened to me. Im never gonna hurt you. Its you and me against the world always and foieva baby.
Cousin: How are you and Joana Garcia?
Pancha: We are amazing.
Cousin: Really? :D
Pancha: He'll yeah Ima marry that girl!
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Pancha: We are amazing.
Cousin: Really? :D
Pancha: He'll yeah Ima marry that girl!
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Get the moany joanie mug.The group of friends you seldom hang out with or see but, when you do they only talk shit about everything and everyone around they see
( in a group of friends)
Marcella : " eeeeeewwww what was she thinking that hair is hideous!!! "
Marcella : " and that guy.... with the silverlake beard peeeeeeuke! "
Matt: " Marcy your a whore. Fucking Joan Rivers"
Marcella : " eeeeeewwww what was she thinking that hair is hideous!!! "
Marcella : " and that guy.... with the silverlake beard peeeeeeuke! "
Matt: " Marcy your a whore. Fucking Joan Rivers"
by PUKEBLOOD October 2, 2007
Get the JOAN RIVERS mug.Joan Crawford (born Lucille Fay LeSueur; March 23, 1904 – May 10, 1977), was an Academy Award-winning American actress. The American Film Institute named Crawford among the Greatest Female Stars of All Time, ranking her at number 10. Starting as a dancer, she was signed to a motion picture contract by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios in 1925 and played in small parts. She was often cast in movies in which she played hardworking young women who eventually found romance and financial success.
Moving to Warner Bros. in 1943, Crawford won an Academy Award for her performance in Mildred Pierce, and achieved some of the best reviews of her career in the following years.
Films Incld:
Untamed (1929)
Letty Lynton (1932)
Chained (1934)
Sadie McKee (1934)
Humoresque (1946)
Thee Damned Don't Cry (1950)
Moving to Warner Bros. in 1943, Crawford won an Academy Award for her performance in Mildred Pierce, and achieved some of the best reviews of her career in the following years.
Films Incld:
Untamed (1929)
Letty Lynton (1932)
Chained (1934)
Sadie McKee (1934)
Humoresque (1946)
Thee Damned Don't Cry (1950)
Joan Crawford is "A TOTAL legendddddddddddddd!"
She was named as 'the other woman' in at least two divorces.
Blue Öyster Cult wrote a song about her, titled "Joan Crawford".
Adopted 4 children. her 2 oldest children, Christina Crawford and Chistopher were completely excluded from her will.
On AFI's "100 Years 100 Stars", she was ranked the #10 Female Greatest Screen Legend.
One of the original MGM Contract Stars from the studio's early period.
She was named as 'the other woman' in at least two divorces.
Blue Öyster Cult wrote a song about her, titled "Joan Crawford".
Adopted 4 children. her 2 oldest children, Christina Crawford and Chistopher were completely excluded from her will.
On AFI's "100 Years 100 Stars", she was ranked the #10 Female Greatest Screen Legend.
One of the original MGM Contract Stars from the studio's early period.
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Guy one: Hey why did you run through the streets last night, naked, with a spear, headband, bottle of vodka and NOTHING else? Screaming triumphantly while shouting?
Guy two: Brah! I talked to Joanna last night and I’ll be seeing her again tomorrow! No clothes required! Fuck ya!
Guy two: Brah! I talked to Joanna last night and I’ll be seeing her again tomorrow! No clothes required! Fuck ya!
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