saint jackolas

a devious one, most likely to be found on a checkers board protecting Sir Blanket of Neverland. not a very good guard in fact, as the scent of small children (male more likely) will easily lead him astray. will corner anyone he can and ply them with Jesus Juice.

"an angry bugger, always up for a chase, and never leaves without his prize" - Rob McLean

by failure33object April 22, 2005

jackoshit

to take a big greasy shit in a pumpkin and throw it on someone.

what me and a group of friends did on halloween.

by amberson April 24, 2003

jackopalypse

n. a boy with blonde hair who wears sweaters.

jackopalypse is such a pooter.

by Nelt April 4, 2005

jackolight

One of those new batteryless LED flashlights that you have to shake (jackoff) to put a moving magnet in motion to produce electricity

I have to shake my jackolight 30 seconds to produce 5 minutes of light.

by Banana Republic January 22, 2006

Jakobb

A comedy, laughable type of guy who will do anything to make people laugh and be happy. Usually a blond or dark haired person with star struck eyes to match their handsome features. Sometimes annoys people with rude or cruel jokes or pranks but gets forgiven sooner rather than later. Struggles to find love but attaches to a person quite quickly. Son of god and got his name sake after fighting with an angel which is why it is believed to be a god-like name

Jakobb- A modified version of the name Jacob, father of 12 sons. God's favourite

by Dave Allan September 16, 2012

jakodi

Jakodi is the hottest,sexiest,caring person you will ever met.he can get annoying but that is how life is.he helps people.and sure all the girls will be up his ass.he is glamorous and kind.he might have a big forehead but he is fine as fuck no body should care and he is outstanding.any girl should be lucky to have jakodi

Is that jakodi he standing there being cute

by Nevaeh____mccaleb May 14, 2018

jackolas

An absolute unit. This person is usually refereed to as the poone god. Steph curry often wishes he could shoot 3’s as well as jackolas. Jackolas is the type of guy to hit a 360 no scope while fucking your bitch. This kid is an absolute machine and the world is lucky have him. P.S. Jackolas is better than everybody 6”5’ and taller.

Wow is that jackolas I heard he’s better than will

by Gene joat December 2, 2018