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joist-smeg

A carpenter's term for the accumulation of cobwebs, dust, cockroach carcasses, and other debris that adheres to the sides and edges of floor joists.
"That crawl space was so narrow I had to lie flat on my back and every time I moved I got a face full of joist-smeg."
by Dr. Dummy December 16, 2005
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Colin Jost

Pure sex appeal. Invented being hot and sexy.
“Wow I wish I was that pencil in Colin Jost’s hand”
by Slut4Jost April 10, 2021
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Jost'd

Having your computer teacher catch you humiliatingly when your doing something embarrassing.
Your drawing something perverted in CAD and he freezes your computer and asks if you want that printed aloud in class, Jost'd.
by Ron Jacobsonism December 9, 2008
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jhosteen

Guy who doesn't like to be disrespected and will do anything to get what he wants
My spirit animal is jhosteen
by *ITSYABOI* January 29, 2017
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Jolst

Play around; Bullshit, Joke,

Something similar to a roast of friends.
All friends roast each other for to pass time.
Me and my homies were Jolstin’ last night.
by Nick Gotti337 July 3, 2018
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joosje

Make sure to get you some Joosje. Whenever I need help or advice I go to Joosje, I love how non-judgemental she is. She is always willing to listen to anyone and help them out with anything they are going through. She is a very trustworthy person, and she won't ever back stab you. A Joosje can be a bit lazy sometimes, but in a total human way. And don't underestimate her for she is talented in every way possible. She can sing, act, cook, write, and draw and she is very athletic. She's also incredibly smart. Talking to a Joosje is half the work!

Joosje is the most known for being very kind to everyone. She truly cares about people and their feelings and will never do anything to hurt you. She always supports her friends and mostly sees the good in people. But a Joosje can also be morose, and she is often not so sure of herself. Despite her somewhat low-selfesteem, she has madly strong opinions, in a good way.

Important: Joosje is the most sarcastic person you will ever meet. Sometimes she can be so sarcastic that people will think she's for real.

What more can I say: She just got the whole package. Do you know that song 'Joosje got it all, she's the perfect pal, Joosje got it all'? Probs not, I just made it up. If you find yourself a Joosje, your life will be all shiny and sunny again *a lot of intense shining sun emojis*.
'Go in Joosje and you'll come out 5 times wiser, happier, and funnier'

'Joosje basically made my test because she taught me like, everything'

'Where's Joosje? Not here? I will die.'

'I had an off-day, but Joosje made me feel okay'

'Oh my god, you saw Joosje? She is bestfriend-material!'
by yabestfriendwholovesyousomuch November 12, 2018
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jooterjoy

a person who experiences pleasure and joy through being bigoted.
"see that guy over there? he's a jooterjoy"
by Nights16 April 12, 2021
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