Aunt Jemima Eye Poke

a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.

Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.

by dmonet October 28, 2008

Aunt Jemima handshake

When you rub poop on your hands and give someone a handshake.

Steve:**poops in hand**
Jerry: **unknowingly grabs hand**
Steve:**laughs**
Jerry:"Awwwwwww!!!! was that poop?!?
Steve:AUNT JEMIMA HANDSHAKE!! **runs away**

by Wienerschnitzal February 28, 2010

ben jemima

Blow job

Before I go to sleep, a Ben jemima really helps me fall asleep.

by mjandy January 12, 2014

Park Jimin

An amazing, selfless, hardworking man who has such a beautiful and cute voice. He is incredibly charismatic and graceful on stage. He's a man who deserves unconditional love and doesn't deserve what he thinks of himself. He thought he wasn't good enough, he starved himself, nothing he ever could deserve. In reality, he's gorgeous and talented.
Park Jimin, the man who never fails to make me smile.

"My bias-wrecker, Park Jimin."

by V Leagh November 30, 2018

I jimin today

Made by BTS RM during an interview when asked about who runs late the most among the members. Everyone agreed that Jimin runs late most and RM said if you're late you jimin today

I jimin today, I am late today.

by seokjin' lobster July 26, 2021

Jimi Hendrix

greatest guitar player ever to walk the face of this earth.

only people who don't like jimi have no appreciation for good music.

by themadcow July 31, 2004

Jiminy Cracker

James Earl Carter, jr., 39th president of the U.S., by most accounts among the worst presidents in history.

Jiminy Cracker is still flapping his big, ignorant yap almost on a daily basis.

by andy1 June 15, 2007