Pocket full of Magnums fuckin' somebody daughter
Somebody momma in somebody bed
Fresh pair of J's, between somebody legs
Somebody momma in somebody bed
Fresh pair of J's, between somebody legs
by Young Jeezy0000009 September 9, 2010
Get the J'smug. by pimp daddy dollars January 3, 2007
Get the jmug. an imaginary musical note, which, under ideal circumstances, does not exist; a J# (jay sharp) is any musical note that should be played # (sharp) according to the key signature of the musical selection, but is (unintentionally) played as natural by the player, which will oftentimes be young and inexperienced, or careless.
Frustrated by the number of missed key signature notes, the director yells, "Don't forget your J#s!"
by Nicolae Stiurca September 26, 2005
Get the J#mug. 
by ~Dark.1~ January 8, 2005
Get the j'smug. guys who have the letter as there first name are SCREWED! they all seem to be assholes. U CANNOT TRUST THE LETTER J!!!
teri:"hey u know that guy james?"
sarah:"yeah. what about him?? he seemed totally hot!"
teri:"hmm yeah he is. but a complete asshole. he cheated on me"
sarah: just goes to show that the letter j once again must NOT be trusted"
sarah:"yeah. what about him?? he seemed totally hot!"
teri:"hmm yeah he is. but a complete asshole. he cheated on me"
sarah: just goes to show that the letter j once again must NOT be trusted"
by izzyybelllaaaa December 20, 2008
Get the jmug. Female genitalia. or Another word for female genetalia
When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.
Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.
Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.
Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. Suffice to say, the value of a long penis dimishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.
it was brought into the vernacular of tullahoma with the help of the boys soccer team and a few select people
The best friend a penis will ever have.
The box the penis cums in.
pronounced like fuhjayjay
When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.
Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.
Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.
Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. Suffice to say, the value of a long penis dimishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.
it was brought into the vernacular of tullahoma with the help of the boys soccer team and a few select people
The best friend a penis will ever have.
The box the penis cums in.
pronounced like fuhjayjay
Get the fah j jmug.