my balls itch son

a uncontroble itching sensation around the scrotum area.

"AHHHHHHH....Oh naw, Oh Fuckin Naw, Oh Hellllllllll Naw!!!! My Fuckin Balls itch son"

by oneder March 3, 2005

dick itch

a total douche bag, asshole

Look at that fuckin douche...yea he's a fuckin dick itch

by leejoe March 2, 2009

seven year itch

to have sexual cravings for sex with a different partner

colin was quite frank "look kev, I've been as faithful as any normal red-blooded male"
"seven year itch, rearing it's ugly head?" replied the Kev
"well, it's more like this seven year TWITCH" admitted colin as the cup and saucer jumped from his lap.

by theWestHamfan January 7, 2004

Earphone-Itch

Earphone-itch occurs when one shares his or her headphones with another person and then developes infection due to ear bacteria when putting the headphones back into his or her own ear

Girl: Can I listen to that song again?

Guy:Ewww, no way you're gonna give me Earphone-itch

Girl: Oh okay :(

by BunnyFudgekins July 3, 2009

erie itch

when dat coochie stankk🪒🪒🧼

"she give me erie itch"

by hahahahabitchhhh October 22, 2020

sweetcorn itch

the unmistakable itch after not wiping your arse properly.

Little Jimmy was fidgeting all day at school, he had the sweetcorn itch.

by Wall33 March 4, 2004

Butt Itch

That itch you can't get out no matter what, no matter how hard you itch. Most people would do anything to get rid of the itch. See deadly itch.

Joe: ARRRGGHH!
Frank: What are you doing?
Joe: IT ITCHES!
Frank: What itches?
Joe, now dragging butt on ground: MY BUTT!! Make it stop!!!
Frank: Looks like you got a case of Butt Itch.

by under 9000 May 2, 2009