A story, that at the start seems to be true, but as it progresses becomes more and more unbelievable, usually ending in a joke. Overexposure to lie-tales can give a groups of people very distorted views of reality.
Bloke 1 - So i went to chippy the other day, asked for a small bag of chips, woman said "that will be 79", so i said "well you can fuck off if you are going to count them"
Bloke 2 - Fuck off blagging my head with your lie-tales
Bloke 2 - Fuck off blagging my head with your lie-tales
by scottypeerol September 28, 2009
An inside term used among women to describe having faked an orgasam during an unsatisfactory sexual encounter.
by Lola B. October 21, 2017
Obama: There are also those who claim that our reform efforts would insure illegal immigrants. This too is false - the reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.
Joe Wilson: You lie!
Joe Wilson: You lie!
by stating the obvious September 13, 2009
Similar to weird workie, weird lie describes when someone lies about something that is, well, weird or unnecessary to lie about.
Boy 1: Yeah, he told me he can't hang today because he had to stay after for English.
Boy 2: What a weird lie.. he's staying after for chem.
Boy 2: What a weird lie.. he's staying after for chem.
by askldnasdlkas June 16, 2010
The cake is not a lie.....
This is the less commonly heard anti-phrase, of the
popular " the cake is a lie"
suggesting that the said thing is true, or factual.
The "cake is not a lie" can also refer to the realasing of the
game "portal 2" which has not happened yet.
This is the less commonly heard anti-phrase, of the
popular " the cake is a lie"
suggesting that the said thing is true, or factual.
The "cake is not a lie" can also refer to the realasing of the
game "portal 2" which has not happened yet.
Man: 2012 is the end!
smarter man: the cake is a lie!
smarter smarter man: the cake is not a lie, the cake is delicious.
Man: Wtf?
smarter man: the cake is a lie!
smarter smarter man: the cake is not a lie, the cake is delicious.
Man: Wtf?
by thecake'snotalie May 10, 2010
The strategically orchestrated falsehood perpetrated on a democratic society by its own elected officials; resulting in the normalization and acceptance of tremendously anti-American language, thoughts and deeds, unrepairable for many future generations.
The Contention: The outcome of the 2020 election series, but ONLY the results of the presidential race, were fraudulent, illegal and resulted in the inauguration of an illegitimate executive branch leader.
The Proof: None. After 60+ lawsuits and election challenges in battleground states, exactly NO evidence of systemic fraud, illegal voting or election malfeasance was substantiated.
The biggest lie remains viable and continues to be supported by white supremacy groups, anarchist activists, the fever-dream conspiracy theory Queef-anon delusionists and some horribly misdirected individuals severely lacking critical thinking capabilities.
The Proof: None. After 60+ lawsuits and election challenges in battleground states, exactly NO evidence of systemic fraud, illegal voting or election malfeasance was substantiated.
The biggest lie remains viable and continues to be supported by white supremacy groups, anarchist activists, the fever-dream conspiracy theory Queef-anon delusionists and some horribly misdirected individuals severely lacking critical thinking capabilities.
by YAWA January 30, 2021
by angelacia March 14, 2009