Israel Defense Forces

Literally the best army in the world. Assembled from 3 branches - air, sea and land, it is the most powerful military in the middle east, and one of the most powerful in the world. The IDF has won every single one of the 7 wars it has fought since its establishment in 1948.
"Man how I love seeing the Israel Defense Forces operate. They are so cool!"
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Reverse-Israel

noun/verb

When you're at the bar and see your homie coming in to sit beside you,

so you move your belongings closer to you to give them some more space
noun: "Ah, my lunchbox is in your spot - lemme do a Reverse-Israel."

verb: I Reverse-Israeled my laptop case so the old lady could sit down on the bench with me.
by Cap'n Tinwhistle June 05, 2024
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Israeled

is· real· ed, pronounced is-ree-ald;

When someone attributes their own thoughts, feelings, motives, and actions, to another person, often to avoid acknowledging or dealing with their own undesirable qualities or actions.
“ he stole someone else’s belongings then blamed the victim. Poor guy just got Israeled

“Man, you love to victimize yourself when you are the fucked up person, Stop being such an Israeli”

Lookout man, you don’t want to be Israeled. They’ll have You thinking You’re the problem”
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Israeled

When a country is in need of technical assistance often for the purpose of saving lives Israel will dispatch specialized help in order to aid them.
Turkey was Israeled last July when The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) Homefront Command dispatched the 150-person search-and-rescue team to Adana to help rescue and assist earthquake victims there.
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Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.
Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
by Homophobia Is A W December 31, 2023
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Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.
Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
by Homophobia Is A W December 31, 2023
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Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.
Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
by Homophobia Is A W December 31, 2023
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