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zombie infection

zombie infection: a breakout of a virus (infection) causing the dead to come to life and hunt the living and causing ultimate extinction of human race, eventually without control all life on earth.
by last man standing2 August 13, 2011
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viral infection

A Doctors term which translates to "we don't know what the fuck you've got. Go home and rest and hopefully it will go away by itself"!!
Hmmm Yes, Yes, You have a viral infection. Antibiotics won't help. Just go home and rest and take plenty of fluids.
by Nolly76 July 21, 2014
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Dutch Injection

When a person farts near the air intake of a CPAP machine, forcing the fart air through their nose. The CPAP version of a dutch oven.
Jesus man... I had really bad gas last night and I woke up choking after I gave myself a dutch injection.
by JupiterCries December 23, 2016
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Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware

Windows Vista, the most FAIL operating system ever created for its generation.
Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!

You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.
by Prodo123 March 7, 2010
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Hot Beef Infection

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, and then the daddy fucks her, then the mommy gets a sexually transmitted disease.
"Why did James give me a hot beef infection?!"
by Gids Mcgee December 8, 2007
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yeast infection

1.A thing that happens to a woman or girl`s vagina or a man`s testes.

I got a yeast infection when I was 4 years old and I had to go to the hospital.(Girls` interpretation)
I got a yeast infection. Damn that bitch gave me that.(Man's interpretation)
vagina, pussy,balls,sex,testes,yeast infection
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invitations

The papers that hurt everyone who isn't invited
Them - Can you help me hand out invitations
Me - Sure, am I invited?!
Them -Um...
(Goes home and cries)
by CryingAllDay April 6, 2017
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