internet

Evidence that humanity is doomed

I have been browsing on the Internet for long now, my faith in humanity has fallen.
We are doomed

by A person who is just browsing February 4, 2016

internetical

mathematical equations and formulas that were compiled, brewed and distilled in the internets' basement.
roots from intertetics i.e. internet mathematics

"min dating age formula from xkcd dating pools comic"

man 1: dude i just met this 43 year old and im gonna start dating her. is that creepy?

man 2: lets use the internetical equation for it. (age/2+7=minimum dating age)
43/2+7=28.5
ya it will be unless your older than 29............ dont do it.

by look behind you, thats my name April 29, 2010

Internet

An OVERFLOWING ABUNDANT RESEVOIR of porn and memes and more porn

the internet is just one big ocean of porn, Xvideos has eight million videos ppl, EIGHT MILLION and pornhub has like five million, no doubt that when Hitler invented the internet it was because he was horny and wanted somewhere to stash all of his German Hentai.

by madness.kys October 4, 2018

Internet

1. The world wide web, a network of computers and websites all over the world. 2. A vile cesspool of corruption and evil.

Man, the internet is creepy.

by Vic Viper Mk. II March 24, 2004

internet

A place where absolutely nothing happens.

I am using "Internet" in a sentence.

by Phoojoeniam September 14, 2003

Internet

And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.

by Senator Ted Stevens (R) March 18, 2007

Internet

Something that has gone PRETTY FUCKING DOWNHILL the last few years, at first it was a place where you could say whatever the fuck you wanted and no one got offended.. It was pretty damn great, but nah now everyone is more sensitive than a fucking throbbing clit and it's fucking depressing, no one can take a joke nor can anyone fathom the fact that everyone has a different opinion.

Sensitive Kid: LMAO FAM LETS PLAY SOME AMONG US
Other guy: Ew no Among us is overrated and stinky
Sensitive Kid: KASKJASKJAKJASK IM GONNA DOX YOU TONIGHT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Other guy: Man the internet is pretty fucking gay nowadays

by idc about your opinion November 30, 2020