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curb insurance

Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.
When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..
by Tinkerbelll69 January 16, 2019
mugGet the curb insurancemug.

gap insurance

Extra-heavy elastic, stronger thread, larger buttons, etc., that help ensure that your clothing won't be either "saggy 'n' baggy" or revealing.
Hot chick: I like guys as much as any of the other chicks around town, but I also value my modesty and appearance, so I always choose clothing that has sufficient gap insurance; I don't wanna give lustful studs or anyone else the wrong idea about me by looking slutty or sloppy.
by QuacksO March 24, 2019
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mors mutual insurance

the insurance company that saved us from having to buy our vehicles again after some oppressor griefer decided to blow up your car
by arthur morgan 1899 October 26, 2022
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Insurable

jasons insurable
so is cathy
by jg123321 December 21, 2017
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Bismillah Insurance

Bismillah insurance is when you do not have car insurance and you say bismillah before you drive off so you're covered by Allah.
Man1: Bro you got insurance?
Man2: Nah we got that Bismillah Insurance.
Man1: Mashallah
by FallenGhost November 15, 2023
mugGet the Bismillah Insurancemug.

Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.
My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.
by Frank Palace June 27, 2022
mugGet the Insure-Erectionmug.

crop insurance

The need to alter visual media reality by cropping out items that might weaken the intent of the imagery.
The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.

We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.

I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.

We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
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