insertPenis()

C library function.
May cause an OopsGotHerPregnant exception.

What? Try `man insertpenis`, you lazy shit.

by zacon November 11, 2003

lol intertubes

The same thing as "lol internet", except 100 billion times better.

eps: well they're thinking it's an evolutionary design to work on the population level of a species... like, once you mate, you're no longer useful in terms of evolution
cy: lol intertubes
eps: and so something cellular triggers your body to maintain itself less and less (aging)
eps: /me makes a mental note to not talk about anything past "lol internet" and "poop dries too fast"
eps: ;-/

by cycicle August 18, 2006

tactical insertion

The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.

Time to lay down the tactical insertion.

by plain goldfish January 20, 2011

U‹Insert word(s)›BRO?

Basically a phrase meant to piss people off. If you think about it, many words can fit between "U" and "BRO?", with the most common outcome of "UMADBRO?", indeed one of the most annoying phrases in history. Women may be offended by this, most likely due because they are not male, however if you ask something like say "UMADSIS?" it just wouldn´t sound right. Be advised to use "BRO?" instead of "SIS?" to prevent yourself from looking like a total dickhead.

1.
John smells something coming from the bathroom. He knocks on the door.

Sarah: I´ll be out in a minute!
John: UTAKINGASHITBRO?
Sarah: What the fuck?!

2.
Mike: The only thing left to watch is Jersey Shore
John: Uh huh
Mike: I got to admit Pauly is cute
John: UGAYBRO?

3.
Liz: My dog died
John: Feel sorry for ya
Liz starts crying.
John: USADBRO?

Try to make up your own combinations with U‹Insert word(s)›BRO?, but use it in appropiate situations, like the ones above.

by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 8, 2012

florida sloth insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito May 13, 2005

Intertrash

1. Materials (such as articles or videos or comments) on the internet that are trashy in nature merely for the sake of being trashy in nature. If these materials were published in more "serious" outlets of communcation, for example on television, in magazines or in books, they would never have been created or they wouldn't succeed in becoming popular. That's intertrash for you!

2. The result of writing something on the internets that you would never write or say in "real life", usually because it's exaggerated or an outright a lie. For example, playing devil's advocate in a forum, or lying about a vacation on your blog, or leaving trashy comments on a website or forum or social networking site, usually because you think it's funny.

3. The result of trolling.

1. This kid is trolling. That's a lot of intertrash.

2. Did you read those comments? He's intertrashing!

3. Don't read those articles bro. Intertrash. Period.

4. Did you watch those videos? That's great intertrash!

by LGOE May 6, 2011

Intertuberverse

The collective whole of online societies, including but not limited to the Blogosphere, Twitterverse, Pinterestia, LOLzville, and Facebook.

Why isn't "Don't be a dick" the official motto for the Intertuberverse

by nomster August 10, 2012