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Infobesity

The never ending onslaught of information, data, facts and figures & related content that the internet produces means we are all become infobese.
Joe "Hey Alex did you see that new animation on twitter"
Alex " No, because: internet"
Joe "Oh mate you need to go on a diet your suffering from infobesity"
by Stewpotlee November 27, 2013
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infodemic

A) real definition of infodemic, which can be found on dictionary.com
B) (tmi+ fake news+mass information+ social media)× steroids
I will soon have to delete twitter :(, I dont want to suffer from either infodemic definition b) or twitter schizophrenia
by Sexydimma June 9, 2021
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Kaka info

Common phrase used in the streets of the Netherlands. Equivalent of the word 'shit' or 'bullshit'. (Not nice, or quatsch)
"Heb money nodig voor drugs. Wil je een fiets kopen? "

"Nee, heb geen geld bij."
"Kaka info"

"I need money, want to buy a bike?"
"I don't have money"
"Ahw kaka info"
by Trash-mirror October 1, 2015
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Positive Re-inforcement

What 99.9% of relationships i.e. communications in this country are lacking due to the obsession with being top of the game.
slander campaigns
hate buckets
jealousy

fear
torment
slurrs
negative attention
looking for love in all the wrong places

vanity
racism
violence
most sales tact to gain a profit margin is a positive sounding idea, but could lead the consumer to a negative out come for their budget if they truly cannot afford the overhead of the product they are being sold. Which in the end does nothing for either the consumer or marketer and causes a negative relationship in the end.

Another words, You reap what you sew and you will see in heaven what you wish for on earth.
J: what are you doing to my head you crazy preachin' woman?
Peachy: Trying to save your darn relationship with your wife and children. remember why you loved and created the family you did. Your relationship needs some positive re-inforcement before it all slips away and the children are hurt. Seen it one too many times even in my own life.

P1: Why won't you just buy what I'm selling you. you know you NEED this.
Smartartded P2: No, really I don't. Can't afford it. It will cause damage to some ones feelings and is really not my idea of faith before fury. Do you know me at all or do you go by the idea in your own head to help you sleep at night?

Market: Buy, buy, buy, sell, sell, sell,....!!! Get money, play honey, and earn my nuggets!
Smart consumer: Your in desperate need of some Positive re-inforcement in your tact partner;) Looks aren't every thing, connection and personal relationships that are not just profitable marginal are!
by K'sJUSTAthouhgt May 16, 2010
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infomista

A person engaged in the struggle against goverment/corporate sponsored lies, using information as their weapon.
Micheal Moore, Mark Thomas, many of the contributers to Urban Dictionary: we're all infomista and mate, we will win eventually!
by edjog October 16, 2005
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infomoron

The idiotic man or woman in an infomercial that becomes really really frustrated because he or she can't use the competitor's product.
Every time the infomoron tried to use the flashlight the batteries fell out, so thank God for those little lights you can stick on the wall in closets, cabinets, and dark staircases. Only $9.95 for four!
by Kay Wiley June 11, 2008
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informal beekeeping

Paraphrased from an episode of Science Friday on NPR with Ira Plato that discussed "informal beekeeping", its benefits, bee awareness, and bee activism with David Tarpy and Kevin Matteson; one an Entomologist and the other an urban ecologist, respectively:

Informal beekeeping can be one of a number of things:

1. Reorienting and planting your garden so as to insure a healthy mix of native and ornamental flowers, especially native flowers so, for example, honey bees can be attracted while at the same time providing their larvae with a source of food, the protein from pollination.

2. Habitat Restoration: according to one of the two experts (I can't remember sorry), 70 % of bees live underground so finding the correct kind of soil for them to burrow is important if you really want to attract them. Meaning, planting native flowers may not be enough to attract them if the soil around your residence isn't conducive to their life style.

3. Reporting simple observations of bee species to aid in scientific documentation, natural preservation, and to contribute to an awareness of the importance of bees

4. Possibly becoming a licensed bee keeper who understands that bees should be carefully observed and cared for and that inexperienced bee keeping could result in unintended bee attacks and/or death of a bee colony.
Samantha: Omg, get this bee away from me!!!!

Victor: If you just sit still, the bee will probably leave you alone. Common bees are only aggressive when other animals are aggressive towards them.

Danny: What, your a bee expert now?

Victor: No, but I practice "informal beekeeping" and feel the aversion we have towards bees isn't well founded when you think of how important they are to maintaining a healthy ecosystem.

Samantha (Sarcastically): thanks Victor, really helpful!

Danny: Who could have thought Danny would ever become a "civilian scientist", much less an informal beekeeper
by legal pwn August 7, 2009
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