The never ending onslaught of information, data, facts and figures & related content that the internet produces means we are all become infobese.
Joe "Hey Alex did you see that new animation on twitter"
Alex " No, because: internet"
Joe "Oh mate you need to go on a diet your suffering from infobesity"
Being a portmanteau of "information" and "obesity", this slang term refers to the information overload (with "obesity" meaning "overload") which can be caused by many causative factors like excessive Internet surfing on a smartphone with Internet capability (remember, not a basic phone with no Internet capability).
Ever since I started scrolling through endless news feeds on my smartphone, I've been suffering from serious infobesity—my brain feels stuffed with useless information!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.