No pun intended

Pun intended. (and now acknowledged)

Jack: "At least the farmer made it back to his roots. No pun intended."

Jill: "There's no chance that pun was unintentional."

Jack: "Yeah, I know. I just instantly feel like an annoying asshole."

Jill: "Good, you should."

by placeholderhandle June 22, 2015

intentive

adorable, sweet, cute,

Person 1: ZOMG, that guy is SO hoardicke intentive!!!!
Person 2: uhh, you're strange

by Ree-Bok March 16, 2008

Intense Cuddling

another word for sex because cuddling doesn't require noise.....like screaming.

My girlfriend is coming over for intense cuddling tonight.

by EJ Proxy May 9, 2015

intent.store

The best place to buy high quality Minecraft clients.

I just bought zeroday from intent.store, it's so good!

by Sirfrogsalot July 11, 2021

smash intended

Used mostly by urban white teenage males - used to acknowledge a horrific situation turned into a positive outlook

Teen 1: man, see that car crash? the chic driving the car died, but she had a nice ass

Teen 2: Smash Intended

by bill_guitar_calicali December 7, 2006

You are not the intended recipient

A term used to freindzone someone by conveying that they are not the person who should receive their love. This is usually said in disdain towards the other person.

I'm sorry, but you are not the intended recipient of my love.

by EternityIsGay February 1, 2019

The intensity is greater than 1

1. A traffic intensity greater than one erlang means that the rate at which bits arrive exceeds the rate bits can be transmitted and queuing delay will grow without bound (if the traffic intensity stays the same).

2. When something is so intensely awesome/cool, you just have to point this out.

1. I don't understand science.

2. Boy 1: "I just got a 20 kill streak in black ops, how intense is that?

Boy 2: "The intensity is greater than 1."

by lmnopqrs11 January 16, 2011