i've been there

I know from my experience what you are talking about.

My mom always told me to study hard. I'm fed up with that!
I've been there.

by wappan September 22, 2017

I've fallen, and I can't get up!

Popular catch phrase in the 1980's which was the result of a popular TV commercial for a medical emergency service that targeted the elderly.

The commercial featured a blue haired, pre-historic woman, dishoveled and lying at the foot of the stairs. She presses her emergency call button that is located on a necklace around her wrinkly old head and shouts:

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

huband: "Bitch, where's my sandwich?"
wife: "I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
husband: "You didn't answer my goddamn question!"
wife: "I think I broke my hip."
husband: "I'll break your other freakin' hip if I don't get my sandwich now!"

by Bill2455 December 23, 2005

Ivelin

A crazy Bulgarian motherfucker who snorts coke off whore's clits and fucks everyone in the ear at the mall. This individual is very rare and can fuck you in the ass so fast you won't even feel it. He'll fuck you and your mom and your dad and your grandparents. His penis is ginormous, it can go trough your ass and out your brain. This motherfucker is so crazy you'll shit your pants when you meet him.

This fucker is so crazy, we might just call him Ivelin

by duckfucker69 June 6, 2014

Iverson

Just that nigga. He got all the hoes and money. Can dress and is cool to hang with.

Damn b that nigga Iverson be swaggin

by Urbandev July 16, 2017

i've been drinking watermelon

a lyric in beyonce's song drunk in love. It means to suck dick. watermelon is referring to male sperm. seed=kids

me: so what did you guys do last night?
yonce: let's just say..I've been drinking watermelon.
me: ooh girl did you swallow?
yonce: of course! spitters are quitters!

by perfect imperfections July 15, 2014

Iverson

An extremely famous black basketball player with loads of skill........and money

Person 1: "Dude her last name is Iverson"

Person 2:"Whoa is she related to Allen Iverson?"

Person 1:"She's WHITE dummy!"

Person 2:"............so?"

by emilystatttttttt3 July 7, 2008

i've been there i've came back i'm still here

The act of never never moving but experiencing life's greatest pleasures.

Rob eats a bag of "Bold Party Blend" Chex Mix.

Rob gloats about finding three rye chips (he claims five).

John exclaims "i've been there i've came back i'm still here" because he's eaten an entire bag of "All Rye Chips" in one sitting.

He knows what's up.

by Sir. Sacksalot April 30, 2011